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The Ancap Barber Shop

Scott McDonald is the Ancap Barber. Born and raised in Huntsville, Alabama. He seeks to spread the ideals of liberty, do old school haircuts and engage in his own personal style of outright f***ery.
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May 7, 2020

Hey folks! In this episode of the Ancap Barber Shop we are joined by the yak farming, pig chasing, well digging wonder himself... Nick Hazelton! Nick is back to join us for the first time in years and we couldn't be more excited to let you tune in to our conversation!

Yak attack! I really wanted to put that in the introduction but I feel like it's not professional enough. Like it might degrade our podcasting integrity in some way. So I'll be saying it intermittently through out the show notes that nobody reads. Google reads them, that's why we right them. Yak attack!

Anyways, we start by discussing a scene from the movie "the Phantom" or "Phantom" I can't remember but the bad guy played by Treet Williams I think, has a microscope contraption that's really an eye piercing booby trap. He tells the other dude to look at a slide he's been inspecting. The guy says he can't see anything so the villain instructs him to adjust the focus... BLAMO! Razor blades to the eyeballs! Pretty sick stuff. It was probably a bit much for a movie that kids would see and it's certainly burned into my memory.

Yak attack!

Adam refers to shure sm57s at "6 year old technology". what a disappointing cohost.

Nick praises the Ancap Barber Shop as his favorite libertarian podcast. I'm sure he says that to everyone, but it made us feel good.

We talk about gardening. I'm bad at it, Adam's better. I'm pretty sure Nick is the authority between the three of us.

We learn that yaks get frightened if you throw a bunch of sticks up in the air. Yaks aren't very aggressive but if you're in a tight spot this yak tidbit might be helpful.

Talking about music and musicians, Nick hosts a local music venue.

Nick refuses to disrobe because of the high number of windows in his vicinity.

Bell peppers suck, if you have a strong opinion about bell peppers pound off in the comments.

We talking wells, well water, diggin wells, well depth.

We learn that Oregon borders the ocean on the WEST SIDE.

"Van nomad-ism" sounds a lot cooler than "van life".

We talk about the corona virus for a while.

A good bit of talk about work boots.

Kratom is federally legal but illegal in Alabama. what kind of bullshit is that?

Some good Cracker Barrel discussion.

Adam pulls his butt out to show off a wheely boarding injury.

We pontificate the ins and out of restaurant work.

Yak Attack!

Well I think that about wraps her up. We hope you enjoyed this one, and if you did you should like our facebook page, Instagram and Patreon.

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Bye bye.

Apr 9, 2020

Hey Friends! In this one we're talking Super Mario Bros, Paul Reiser, Kirk Douglas, Smashmouth, and how not to give money to homeless people. Strap in and get ready because this episode begins now!

 

All right so I start off making the claim that Super Mario Brothers on the Nintendo Entertainment System should have had unlimited lives. I think the platforming should be the main challenge and that having the added difficulty of limited lives is unnecessarily aggravating for new players. Once you're really good at the game extra lives aren't much of a factor anyway. Maybe it would have made the game too easy IDK. I mean it's still really hard after the first few worlds.

 

To be clear I'm not a bitch I play a lot of Mario Bros and I'm not terrible, it's just an observation.

 

I guess Adam doesn't like Crush40 now? I think calling them "Buttrock" is a bit harsh. It's good shit so fuck Adam.

 

We were saying Regis Fillmore but I feel like that's not right. Regis Fillman or something like that maybe?

 

Adderall Annie actress shows bush, butt and boobs on new show "Horse Girl". It's not a bad show either.

 

Six minutes and twenty eight seconds or so into the show I pack a dip and say a homophobic slur. In case I don't make it clear I'm not actually bigoted very much. I'm not very funny so I lean on outrageous rhetoric as a crutch.

 

And just to be double clear I'm not being apologetic. I merely want something redeeming in the record to point at in case the bastards close in and my back's against the wall.

 

Paul Reiser from the 90's sitcom "Mad About You" has a part in that horse girl show which I'm excited about.

 

Shouts out to Sonic Adventure two.

 

Adam enjoyed "The Big Bang Theory" while under the influence of a fever but disliked the show after watching it under healthy circumstances.

 

Jar Jar Binks as well as the majority of the robots from "Futurama" are black.

 

Kirk Douglas told fellow actor and son Michael Douglas on his deathbed that he endorsed Michael Bloomberg. The more I think about it I'm convinced that Kirk was using his death to fuck with his kid which is a mood and has big dick energy. Rip to a real one unless he was actually just being a beta cuck which is likely enough because he was an actor. People that are in plays are often not that masculine. Robert Deniro was in plays but he leaned real hard into his mobster character so people don't really give him shit. Anyways Adam speculates that Senior Douglas sold his last words like a fucking highway billboard to big Mike.

 

More voices...

 

There's a ton of good Smashmouth mashups on YouTube and we play a few.

 

Oh yeah we're joined by Erika on this one.

 

Well I think that about wraps her up. We hope you enjoyed this one, and if you did you should like our facebook page, Instagram and Patreon.

 

Leave us a voicemail at 256-607-3197,

 

Send us an email at feedback@ancapbarbershop.com

 

or check out our webpage ancapbarbershop.com

 

Bye bye.

Feb 27, 2020

Hello friends! In this episode of the Ancap Barber Shop we discuss race-bending TV show characters, war with Iran, the films "The Legend of Zorro" and "Wild Wild West". We hope you're ready for this one, cause it's here.

 

I thought of new on air handles for me and Adam. I'm trying to clean up some of the cringe and up our cool factor so here it is:

 

Scott (me) - the Hillbilly Weaboo

Adam (other guy) - the Alabama Wigger

 

Well whadaya think? Pretty cool right? Where is society on using the term "Wigger" anyhow? It feels bad to say right? It feels like it's as bad as saying the N word but maybe not since it describes white people? I hope society doesn't judge us to harshly we're not that racist just a little stupid.

 

We got hacked, actually all of Paxlib got hit with some real mean malware but maybe it's our fault? Who on the label is most likely to have enemies? We don't have a lot of pull but maybe we're the vocal minority? Either way we discuss our theory which is that a local guy we pissed of for talking shit maybe done it. If it's on us fucking sorry but I'm sure we're giving ourselves too much credit.

 

But if Ders did hit us then here is our reply:

 

Come one man let's squash beef. We can't make too much noise cause Paxlib might realize how shitty our show is and if we get dumped I have no idea how to do a podcast on my own. We'll have to start a twitch show or something and I don't need that kind of aggravation. My dude I can't let Adam down it'll break his heart =(.

 

So there's gonna be a live action Cowboy Bebop show and some of the characters are changing races, so me and Adam riff on other shows getting the characters race-changed and we hit some of the sickest bars we've come up with in a hot assed minute.

 

Look I know it's not as good as the fucking Joe Rogan Experience or whatever goddamn podcasts you've got loaded up in your itunes but I'm fucking proud of "Indian Gilmore Girls".

 

Everybody Loves Rayqon

 

Kang of the Hill

 

Fuck boys that one slaps.

 

Adam's talking about comic book movies and broadway shows while I'm trying to come up with podcast gold.

 

Damn this was a fun one.

 

Adam starts a segment about Iran. Fuck I should have put this out quicker I don't think anyone gives a fuck about Iran at this point. For a minute there we were on the brink of WW3 boys.

 

Adam reads an excerpt from "War is a Racket".

 

Adam talks about airplane pilots doing kamakazes with passenger flights.

 

Adam explains why he thinks crabs don't have exoskeletons.

 

Well I think that about wraps her up. We hope you enjoyed this one, and if you did you should like our facebook page, Instagram and Patreon.

 

Leave us a voicemail at 256-607-3197,

 

Send us an email at feedback@ancapbarbershop.com

 

or check out our webpage ancapbarbershop.com

 

Bye bye.

Feb 6, 2020

Hey folks!

In this long-awaited episode of The Ancap Barber Shop...

We talk video game voice actors, Disney+, Star Wars Rebels, A giant pool table, A local man killed by police, James Mason in "Lolita", and drag queen story hour. We hope you're ready for the epic return because here it is.

We got to hear from an old friend of the Show Adam Posely! He's an excellent judge of character if you ask me.

Hey so sorry this episode is a little old, and sorry that we've been out for so long.

Got some nice voicemails from some friends of the show! A very polite gentleman paid us a few compliments and even shared the show with a friend! Somebody also explained that the Bob Hoskins Mario Bros movie pushed Nintendo to move away from main characters being voiced in their games because people prefer to hear the voices in their head or something.

We got Disney Plus and I'm watching Star Wars Rebels and Adam is watching the Mandolorian. I still haven't seen the Mandolorian but Rebels is pretty sick. The first season takes a bit to develop but towards the end it gets really good and the second season is deadass lit my dudes LOL!

According to Adam Stanley Marsh the third was an eccentric billionaire that built a huge pool table, put signs around his town that said "Bring back Hanging" and bought a bunch of cadillacs and buried them in the ground.

Next, we find out how pool balls are made. They're plastic cast in a mold. Pretty exciting stuff.

Adam asserted that Stanley was a peder-ass but I didn't see anything about it on the first page of google so who knows.

Wait I searched "Stanley Marsh 3 pedophile" and there were some hits so yeah...

Is drag queen story hour a good thing or not? Nobody seems to know. It's probably mostly fine.

Was the lady that had multiple personality disorder Australian? I don't remember a funny accent.

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck it fucks like a duck, with a corkscrew penis.

Seriously ducks can go to hell.

Was Dana Fletcher's death Justified? It's hard to tell. It looks like he had a gun, but having a gun isn't illegal most of the time. Some of his behavior was odd, but that's not illegal either. Why were the police bothering him in the first place? He was there with his family asking people questions. So why demand he get out of his vehicle? Why not ask him what he's up to? Observe him? Ask him to leave? It's important to note that we don't have all the details and it's strange that the wife claimed that he didn't have a gun, when he clearly did. I think the police should release the full video for public review. Maybe they have by now? I'm not sure.

Well I think that about wraps her up. We hope you enjoyed this one, and if you did you should like our facebook page, Instagram and Patreon.

Leave us a voicemail at 256-607-3197,

Send us an email at feedback@ancapbarbershop.com

or check out our webpage ancapbarbershop.com

Bye bye.

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