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The Ancap Barber Shop

Scott McDonald is the Ancap Barber. Born and raised in Huntsville, Alabama. He seeks to spread the ideals of liberty, do old school haircuts and engage in his own personal style of outright f***ery.
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Sep 22, 2018

Hey everybody, it's time for the Ancap Barber Shop! On this episode we're talking about the death of John McCain and the naming of the new Madison, AL Baseball team. We've packed a lot into this episode and we've got a new theme song! Make SURE you don't miss this one!

 

Right off the bat... we've made some pretty significant changes to our Patreon campaign that I'd like to share with you. We've gone from a per episode charge to a monthly charge as well as moved some of the perks around and added a few new ones. We've essentially slashed our prices in half, so now would be a great time to sign up for our Patreon.

 

Buzz cut

$1 or more per month ∙ 

  • Early release of the regular Ancap Barber Shop episodes
  • Access the live stream of the regular episodes with video
Gentlemen's cut

$5 or more per month ∙ 

  • previous perks
  • Monthly episode of "A Little Off the Top" a shorter, single segment podcast
  • Monthly Patreon Exclusive live stream with camera 
  • Monthly Patreon exclusive full length Episode 
Pompadour

$10 or more per month ∙ 

  • previous perks
  • You can pick one topic for us to talk about on the show every three months of support
Executive Contour

$25 or more per month ∙ 

  • previous perks
  • Executive producer credit 
  • Exclusive "Ancap Barber Shop Executive Producer" T-shirt after three months of support

We've lost a few patrons since in the past couple of months, but we've gained a few new ones!

 

Ceges uped her Pledge to $5.00 a month and Jacob pledged $5.00 a month as well! Thank you so much guys. We can't wait to see you in the live stream!   

 

Ancap Barber Boi News

 

If you haven't heard, the fuckhead senator and former presidential candidate John McCain has died. You can probably tell we're real butthurt about the passing of this great American "hero". All joking and shit stirring aside, our thoughts are with the family, as well with the families of the 4,497 American soldiers who have died since the initial invasion of Iraq. Not to mention the hefty civilian toll as well as Afghanistan, Syria, ETC...

 

We begin by discussing McCain's life. We read from his Wikipedia entry and recount the major events that took place on his journey from his adolescence clear through to his death. You can follow along here

 

We brought up two other articles but didn't have time to read them. You can check out Caitlin Johnstone's scathing commentary here and the Tom Woods article regarding the establishment reaction here.

 

We tie up the big dick segment by playing the trailer for the newest addition to the Pax Libertas family, "The Big L with Caryn Ann Harlos". You can get more info at http://biglpodcast.com/

 

What the fuck is the internet!?

 

Adam and I argue about what we want to do with the new intro music. He likes to keep it simple with the live monologue and I want to stuff if full of stupid clips and sound bytes from the show, but he seems to think that would be hacky or some shit. I think Adam is really out of touch. If you'd like to get your voice heard leave us a voicemail at 256-607-3197. 

 

We listen to a few interesting voicemails, 2 of them being in foreign languages. Let me be clear, we only speak god damn American at the Ancap Barber Shop so if the caller or someone that speaks Japanese or Italian could hook us up with a translation, that would be awesome sauce.   

 

We've got big plans for a few miniseries that will be released alongside the regular Patreon episodes. We're working on a three part series reviewing the currently airing third season of "Attack on Titan" (Weeb shit) as well as planning on three episodes talking about the Bioshock (gamer shit) series. Sign up for our Patreon at the five dollar tier or higher and watch out for these.

 

Big Dick Ancap Shit

 

We discuss the naming of the new Madison, AL baseball team "the trash pandas" and proceed to wrap it up by playing a few questionable responses to the new Eminem album, which is comprised mostly of "diss" tracks, I think. I'm not the expert here so you'll have to ask our resident "hip hop head" and cohost Adam. You can hit him up at adam@ancapbarbershop.com.

 

I fell like we're heading in a good direction, and that we really hit it out of the park on this one. We sure hope you enjoy it and if you'd like to shoot us a line you can do so at feedback@ancapbarbershop.com, worms! 

Sep 13, 2018

Hello Friends! In this episode, we discuss the Nike boycott, as well as recount the first forty-nine episodes of the Ancap Barber Shop! That's right, this is our fiftieth episode, and boy is it a good one! We'll hear from a few listeners, talk about the new Eminem album, listen to a few clips from past episodes and discuss the merits of the boycott against Nike for using Colin Kaepernick in their advertising. This episode begins NOW!

We're retiring the introduction song "Kill Myself" written and performed by... myself (Scott). We're upgrading the show's music for the coming episodes, if you need your fix of Pinecone Percy you can find it here

We move on to thanking our network, patrons, and listeners. I'll reiterate here. 

THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!! 

Seriously, we couldn't do this without you guys. I mean I literally don't know how to upload a podcast, or what an "RSS feed" is. So thanks again.  

 

Ancap Barber Boi News

 

We had a few voicemails for this one. Somebody sent us a clip from the movie Billy Madison, looking back this could have been an insult to our intelligence. Are you friend or foe? Either way, we appreciate it! 

The next voicemail is from the big (more recently not-so-big) man himself, Rodger Paxton! He congratulates us and wishes us another fifty to one hundred and fifty episodes. Thanks, Rodger! 

The next one was a little bizarre. Adam and I thought it was a 1960's civil rights speech until we heard the announcer say something about Ric Flair. Make sure and let us know exactly what that was, lol. Our Final message this fortnight was from Brando, the other ancap barber. If you haven't heard it, we interviewed him back on episode twenty-six. Thanks, Brother!

If you'd like to leave us a voicemail you can do so at 256-607-3197. I'm in, give me a holler!

Apparently, the hip-hop artist Eminem AKA Marshall Mathers AKA Mom's Spaghetti Man just put out a new album and did so without warning or promotions. He uses the album to diss all the mumble rappers or something. This shit's a little outside my wheelhouse and Adam doesn't write the show notes so if you want to hear more outside of the podcast hit his ass up at adam@ancapbarbershop.com, then send me an email at scott@ancapbarbershop.com so I can remind him to check his email.

In the coming weeks, we'll be revamping our Patreon campaign. I don't want to say too much until all the details are finalized but we will likely be halving all of our prices, and further reducing the price of several tiers. We'll let you know more in the next episode but if you've ever thought about supporting us, or just want to get more of that sweet, sweet Ancap Barber Shop content check it out at 

patreon.com/ancapbarbershop

 

What the fuck is the internet!?

 

We spend our internet segment listening to a few clips that I selected from the first forty-nine episodes.

The first clip is from our inaugural episode, "Anarchy In Alabama" where Adam and I channeled our inner impressionists and did a dramatic reading of the Donald Trump pussy grabbing comments. You can listen to our first episode here

The second clip is from episode fifteen "Battle of Berkley and stoicism with Nick Hazelton". We discuss that "Moldylocks" girl getting punched in the face. You can listen to episode fifteen here.

The third clip is from a bonus episode we recorded live from Porcfest AKA the Porcupine Freedom Festival last year (2017). We talked about allegedly eating mushrooms the night before and allegedly losing our shit for a few hours because of it. You can catch that one here.

Our fourth and fifth clips were from episode forty-one "John Mcafee and Syria" The former clip being Adam's bigoted introduction monologue and the latter being us discussing John's unconventional sex life. 

#ancapbarbergangriseup #mexicanbabysitter 

You can listen to episode forty one here

 

Big Dick Ancap Shit

 

We spend a little time discussing the Nike Boycott. The footwear and apparel tycoon has chosen to center one of their ads around Kaepernick, featuring a still portrait of his likeness, and text that reads "Believe in something even it means sacrificing everything".

The internet is flooded with memes. Is this a ploy for attention from the company? Will their support of Kaepernick inevitably be a detriment to their bottom line? Oh yeah Adam is sporting his Nike SB shoes and tee shirt for this pod. 

We'd like to thank everybody once again. This episode was a big milestone for us, and we really enjoyed recording it for you guys. Until next time, worms!

And don't forget to give us mother fucking money at patreon.com/ancapbarbershop

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