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Scott McDonald is the Ancap Barber. Born and raised in Huntsville, Alabama. He seeks to spread the ideals of liberty, do old school haircuts and engage in his own personal style of outright f***ery.
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Jul 11, 2019

Hey everybody, Welcome to the sixty-first episode of the Ancap Barber Shop. In this one we talk Long John Silver's conspiracies, Black Mirror season three and steamy sub-reddits about certain body parts that resemble Homer Simpson's face. This cast is not for little babies so if you think you're ready, go ahead and hit play.

 

So we start with some stretching on this one. I pushed Adam's leg into his chest but it was hardly perpendicular to his body before he started crying like a little bitch. We discussed whether or not it was manly to be good at stretching and concluded that stretching and/or being good at stretching is pretty gay.

 

Fuck there were some good contenders for the episode title in this one. The leader was "Blacked" Mirror, boys will be boys would have been good too but I had to go with the Long John Silver's thing.

 

I'm not sure If I used perpendicular correctly or not earlier but I meant the one where it makes a 90 degree angle. As opposed to being parallel I think. 

 

I re-listened to the 47th episode and Adam was in fact not there so he can't be liable for anything. 

 

Adam's impressions are not as good as mine.

 

Honestly if you want to miss Adam's impressions you can skip like the first ten minutes. 

 

Fuck man I miss Dave. I mean I still see him like once or twice a month but I wish he would come on a hawt cast with us. I'll try to make that happen soon.

 

We're talking about how much my four year old says curses. I think she knows all the good ones. I wouldn't really care except that I don't want her to do it at school and get me in trouble. I honestly don't cuss around her anymore but I can't get my wife's friends to stop doing it. They keep forgetting and fucking up in front of my kid and now she says shit and fuck all the time. 

 

Oh shit I forgot about that episode of Black mirror. I'm pretty sure I had a stroke of genius with the episode name or the title or whatever. I'm worried it might go over some of your heads so here it is. It's the porn site black dot com and the show black mirror. It would work better if there was a mandingo gang bang in the new season instead of gay ebony VR stuff but I think it's plenty serviceable. 

 

*EDIT I changed the name of the ep.

 

Oh fuck this episode was the origin of the "I want-a to be back in a-my momma's a-pooooossy" stuff. Hell yeah. 

 

Adam hits me with some sort of conspiracy about Long John's Silver's the fish restaurant. I don't remember what it was but we also looked at the reddit page R/simp which is a page where you can look at pussies that look like Homer Simpson's mouth. You have to be 18 to view the page so no fucking lying boys simps ain't for goddamn babies. 

 

Oh yeah he says "Longs Johns Silver's is a large scale marijuana money laundering operation". I'm not going to explain it here because Adam does the research but I write the show notes. Honestly I don't think anyone reads these. Surely no one listens to the show and reads these. If you did you're fucking stupid just listen to the goddamn podcast. I may use these show notes to preemptively publish a manifesto I've been working on. So if anyone does read these please send me a DM or something.

 

Fuck if you do read these leave a fucking voicemail. 256-607-3197.

 

I don't think the Long John Silver's stuff is very good because I couldn't pay attention when Adam was telling me about it and honestly I'm kind of fading now. 

 

I was joking about the manifesto thing obviously.

 

Well I think that about wraps her up. We hope you enjoyed this one, and if you did you should like our Facebook pageInstagram and Patreon.

 

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Later tator. 

 
Jun 27, 2019

In this sixtieth episode, we're talking abortion, chiropractors and we play a game where we guess whether a headline from a news article is sincere or satire. Strap in and get ready, cause this podcast has two people talking into microphones.  

 

Yeah Boi. What's up with the Walmart making my swimming trunks short and making me feel gay? Adam says the most attractive part of a man's body is his thighs. Not sure how comfortable I am with that.

 

FYI, me and Erika recorded a Patreon episode that was all about anime so it's probably pretty good that it came out sounding like shit cause we scrapped it. 

 

Abortion is in the news with Alabama, among other states, making it illegal to provide one. I'm sure everyone has been waiting to hear our takes so here we go. Abortion is sick and making abortion illegal is pretty gay. 

 

I was a good boy feminist and went to the local pro-choice rally. It was pretty cool and what not. There was a lot of people there yada yada. 

 

I had an article pulled up about something but my daughter was watching paw patrol on it so we didn't read it. 

 

Damn I'm listening to the episode while I write the show notes and I gotta say, this was a pretty hawt cast. Only the hawtest of casts for the biggest of dawgs. You guys are awesome for listening. 

 

I started going to the chiropractor despite my libertarian training (Penn and Teller's BULLSHIT!) and it worked pretty well. It's been about a month now and my back hurts pretty bad but I probably just need to go back again. So if your back hurts I'd try a chiropractor.

 

We finish up by playing a game where Adam reads me the headline from a news article and I guess whether or not it was an onion article. I think he got a point when I was wrong and I got a point when I guessed correctly. I think I remember winning, I can't keep listening to find out right now because my wife just got back from the store and I have to carry groceries in...

 

Well I think that about wraps her up. We hope you enjoyed this one, and if you did you should like our Facebook pageInstagram and Patreon.

 

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Later tator. 

May 23, 2019

Hey Everybody, the long-awaited episode fifty-nine is here! In this one, we talk about voting in Alabama by location, Julian Assange, Brody Dalle from the distillers and Bama boi Charles Barkley.

We started off talking about how hawt and sexy Brody Dalle from the Distillers is (and was when I was 14), most of it got cut though because we were listening to music in the background. For some reason, we thought it would be OK if we talked over it but I got scared and deleted it. I'm sure everyone can appreciate stuff like that. Also, we tried doing the podcast standing up this time and it helped a lot. 

Soundboards down because I converted all the clips to the wrong format and I haven't fixed it yet. Sorry about that.

We discuss which holidays we would get rid of if we could. The list includes:

Mother's day

Father's day

Easter

Greek Easter

President's day

Labor day

Valentine's day

Halloween 

Probably more too if we thought about it. Let us know which holidays you don't like at facebook.com/ancapbarbershop 

I'm sure people would think it was cool of you posted about it on our Facebook wall. You can be like "I don't like Labor Day very much" and we'll be like "Yeah you go girl". 

I would feel bad about getting rid of Halloween because Dave likes it so much though.

We did disagree about Independence Day. Adam doesn't like it but I live for 1776 lol. Adam has some good points though. Like you can grill out any day you want, and fireworks are stupid. Pretty solid for real. Fireworks are kinda stupid.

Adam used to date a girl that was a foot taller than him and he had to stand on his tiptoes to kiss lol.

It's the gayest way a man can kiss a woman and Adam did it probably more than once.

So Adam blows my mind Joe Rogan style with this "black belt of Alabama" shit. Basically, there were something like mineral deposits or fossils that were concentrated in a "belt" running east to west across the state that lead to rich soil. It's called the black belt because of rich soil, not black people but that's what's going on. Sharecroppers settled heavily in the area and fast forward to now and people in the area vote overwhelmingly democrat. It all sounds pretty racist to me but get mad at Adam, it's his content. 

Charles Barkley is a strooooong black conservative. 

Also, we love the lads.

We talk about planning a Hispanic themed episode to pander to our fanbase. We don't have anything locked in but we'll probably plan something out for you guys.

If you know the latest on Jussie Smollett leave us a voicemail at 256-607-3197. We'll believe anything you say probably, we haven't kept up with the story very well.

We're still standing up.

I should probably say we spend a fair amount of time talking about our kinks as well as the kink/porn communities in this one at different points so if you don't like that stuff sorry, just listen to the next one.

So there are some allegations that Julian Assange is being drugged by the government to make him crazy. I'm sure by the time this comes out Snopes will have disproved it so it may be some weird fan fiction shit. It might be for real though, we just don't know. Its alleged he is being given a drug called "BZ" which is some crazy tripping shit we've never heard of. 

Well, I think that about wraps her up. We hope you enjoyed this one, and if you did you should like our Facebook pageInstagram and Patreon.

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Apr 27, 2019

Welcome to episode fifty eight of the Ancap Barber Shop! In this one we "break down" esteemed ghost hunting documentary "Sir Noface". For almost an entire year now, It's been widely accepted in the scientific community that the DEFINITIVE evidence proving the existence of ghosts has been found (upon the 2018 documentary release). But could the boys (and girl) be on to something? Is it possible that the juggalo film maker is simply lying? Even though every scientist ever agrees that ghosts are real now??? Find out this and more in this fortnight's episode.

 

So me (Scott), Adam and Erika are on the panel for this one. We get right down to business by starting to watch the documentary, and talking about it, just like you'd expect...

 

Chad Calek embarks on a journey DOWN UNDER to verify the validity of camera footage caught by Australian native paranormal investigator and former minor league rugby guy, Craig Powell and his troupe of ghost hunting associates, W.S.P.R. The footage shows a child-like super-creepy ghost looking dude, swing into a door way from a room or hallway we never get to see for some reason. The ghost that was originally supposed to be an ADULT military guy in uniform swung it's gimpy body in front of the camera for about two goddamn seconds and swung back. Notice the figure's head doesn't pivot. Just looks straight ahead. Most of the figure appears to be static, while the extremities swing in pendulum fashion, following the spooky specter's movements. 

 

Chad who has a fucking clown tattooed on his fore arm plays the skeptic, holding poor Craig's "feet to the coals". He presents the following possibilities: The ghost is real or the footage was faked with CGI technology. He doesn't bother to consider whether or not it could have been a doll of some sort. I mean all those cosplay dorks like Dave make shit that looks realer than that alien looking bastard. It doesn't move like a person, it moves like a doll or a dummy or something. 

 

My money is on Chad faking the whole thing. Craig is probably in on it but maybe not. Damn this is a funny ass movie though, so mad respect for the dawgs. 

 

Oh BTW here's an article from someone a little more skeptical than the skeptic videographer, that I thought was pretty damn good.

 

 

"There is one more possibility. Chad faked the whole thing. Chad has a proven history of profiting fr... Read more at https://www.higgypop.com/news/sir-noface-footage/"

 

Wow, I tried to copy and paste a SMALL excerpt from the article and it regenerated the text to link me back to the website after only a few words. Well that sucks for you if you like long show notes I guess.

I'm not gonna knock it though, it's a pretty good article, I actually read the whole thing, by myself like a big boy, and it was pretty good. Wow.

 

Oh here's the IMDB:

 

 

It got a 3.9/10 so, pretty good.

 

And here's the link to watch the movie on Amazon:

 

 

Well I think that about wraps her up. We hope you enjoyed this one, and if you did you should like our Facebook pageInstagram and Patreon.

 

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Bye.

Apr 4, 2019

Welcome to the fifty-seventh episode of The Ancap Barber Shop! In this one me and Adam are completely unleashed, casting aside the restraints of things like "format" and "content", and boy does it pay off. We're really proud of this one, and you should be too. Strap in and pull out your finest set of earbuds because it's about to get real.

 

We tried a new audio production technique where we must of bumped some controls and didn't notice because my channel was panned all the way to one side. We fixed it and you probably won't notice but if it sounds a little funny that's probably why.

 

Adam starts off talking about something called the bridge water triangle. Apparently it's an area of Massachusetts  where they have a lot of ghosts and fireballs? Animal mutilations too. We came to the conclusion that Adam is against animal mutilation and I'm for it. 

 

We would both try veal or foie gras though.

 

We move on talking about a few ghost stories from my childhood. I've told this story before but I saw a guy without a face. Also an orb, which is apparently common. Adam's friend's house was haunted as well. 

Also we both believe in aliens. 

 

Oh yeah Inuyasha came up because there was a character that didn't have a face. That thing was fucking creepy and posed as his mom and like sucked him into her chest and shit. But yeah Kagome is 15 years old and Inuyasha is like a hundred years old. So pretty fucked up by most standards. Adam wanted to fuck Kagome but he was 10 so he got a pass, at least at the time...

 

We discussed the manifesto penned by the Christchurch New Zealand shooter. If you haven't heard this dude was a real mother fucker. He said he could have used anything to commit the attack but chose firearms because of how it would affect civil discourse. It probably wasn't a great time to make fun of muslims considering this cocksucker just murdered like fifty of them in cold blood. But yeah, it is what it is. Don't listen I guess. Seriously though fuck this guy. 

 

The Bam Margera content wasn't all THAT original. But damn we had fun with it. He just went on cumtown and had some sort of mental break the next day. Kind of a funny situation but I feel bad for poor Bam Bam. We looked up to him as kids and shit. It's whatever though. 

 

Well I think that about wraps her up. We hope you enjoyed this one, and if you did you should like our Facebook pageInstagram and Patreon.

 

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Later booooooooiiiiiisssss!

Mar 21, 2019

Hello friends, welcome to the Ancap Barber Shop! Boy have we got a winner for you this time. We've got one final Jussie Smollett update, well hopefully, and we're talking about world famous sports guy David Irving, who quit the NFL during an Instagram video over their cannabis policy, while blazing a fat blunt. Strap in and get ready for episode fifty six! 

 

I knew it was gonna be a hot cast so I hit the skoal right off the bat. Nobody has asked if I'm concerned about my lip falling apart since I started dipping again. I'm not, fuck cancer. Thanks for asking.

 

Check out our YouTube page if you think it's something you might be into. We have a state of the art system where we upload the video episodes a few months down the road so you get to enjoy them again lol. 

 

Ancap Barber Boi News: 

 

I've got another one of my world famous hair brained ideas. I'm tired of working for the man and I've got a bunch of land and shit now so I'm learning woodworking. If I can get good at it I'm gonna make furniture and sell it for money. If you think that's cool send me a DM and let me know. Also if you know how to do woodworking pretty good hit me up.

 

Me and Elijah went to the state house in Montgomery to protest some gas tax bullshit, it was a pretty sick trip. They got a big motherfuckin bass pro shop in Montgomery.

 

Me and Adam are making a bird house. I swear I can make shit way cooler than a dumb ass bird house but Adam wanted to make one so I'm showing him the 1s and 2s of birdhouse design. 

 

If you whether or not the troops ever left Syria DM me and fill us in and maybe we'll talk about it on the show. Also if you're a black Israelite hit us up, we got questions. 

 

What the fuck is the internet!?: 

 

We read this article about recent JS news. It's not looking great for the Empire actor. He might go to jail or prison or whatever, he'll probably hit up that plea deal though.

 

 

 

 

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David Irving quit the NFL because they're not cool with smoking weed. He did it in an Instagram video while blazing the ganga. Shouts out to Mr. Irving, smoking weed on Instagram is fucking cool.

 

Damn Adam told me that Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 syncs up perfectly with the dark side of the moon. I haven't seen it for myself but if that shit's real than damn dude, just... damn dude.

 

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Later!

 
Feb 14, 2019

Here we go, podcast time again boys and girls! Welcome to the 55th edition of the Ancap Barber Shop! We're Talking Ja Rule and the Gillette commercial. Check it out!

 

Right off the top work is gay and truck drivers are fuckin sick. Me and Adam spend too much time talking about truck driving shit and tattoos. Ironic tattoos are the way to go. 

 

I've already said it, but Disney World is sick as fuck. We recount our times there and Adam says it's as big as San Francisco. I don't know if it's true but he said it. Huge shout out to Disney World.

 

Man I forgot about this but before you get into any of the parks, there's usually one old as security guy with an old ass broke down dog. Like it's supposed to be a drug sniffing dog or something but it's old as shit and just lays there. That shit made me laugh. Shouts out to those old dogs.

 

Damn still talking about Disney World gonna hit fast forward real quick...

 

While we wait, you should really check out our Patreon. We've lowered the prices to be more inclusive to poor people. We've basically done the opposite of gentrification to our Patreon, whatever that would be. The January Patreon EP was really Juicy. Patreon is basically our safe space to say the shit we're scared to put out to the public. You can find it at patreon.com/ancapbarbershop.

 

"He keep that thing on him" lol. Winnie the Pooh is a real one for sure.

 

Man I feel bad about that Diagon Alley shit but it's true. Like I said though, everyone wants to dress up like a wizard, and that's OK by me.

 

Thanks to the folks that have been liking our Facebook Page. If you haven't, go to facebook.com/ancapbarbershop and do that shit.

 

Man this Ja Rule shit is so funny. If you want to watch along the clip is at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivo3k-TtaOU

 

Sorry for the lack of hyperlinks. My internet sucks and I can't get Evernote to pull up so I'm writing this shit on WordPad and it sucks.

 

We weren't thrilled with the Gillette commercial. It's not a big deal, and if your threatened by it you've got bigger problems then an ad. But it was dumb as fuck. 

 

Listen guys this was a good one and we hope you keep listening, and don't forget to watch ancapbarbershop.com for all Ancap Barber Shop updates and new episodes. Peace out doggies."

Jan 31, 2019

Hey y'all, welcome to the Ancap Barber Shop. In this one we're talking about the third season of Attack on Titan, Italian slurs, the MAGA bomber, and the first of two very special live music performances by the Feldog. Strap in and grab your popcorn because we're about to make your ear holes cream.

 

First off, my bad to the patrons. The past couple of months have been fucked up. We didn't get a lot of podcast shit done because I (Scott) moved into my new (new to me) house, and then my job got fuckin busy because of gay ass christmas. I know it doesn't sound like a good excuse, but it got like really busy. If you don't send us money then sorry, but not really.

 

I think we recorded this sometime in November maybe? I really don't remember... Yeah I'm listening and we're talking about dumb ass voting and I'm pretty sure that happens sometimes in November.

 

We relocated the studios (along with my family and shit) to Owens Crossroads and we can only get 25 mbps internet so the video quality on the livestreams is gonna suck for awhile. If you don't like it call hughes net and talk to them about it. What's a good pun for Owens Crossroads? Damn, wait. Oh men's cross dresser chodes? That'll work for now.

 

I'm writing these show notes on the ride back from Disney World so we'll talk about that on a Patreon episode coming up soon but here's a good one until then: "Up where they walk, up where they run, up where they're gay all day and eat cum!"

 

Damn dude Disney World was cool.

 

Does anyone know if weed actually fights cancer and shit? That's gotta be bullshit right?

 

We talk about that MAGA bomber dude and we're against sending bombs to places. We also read some comments on the situation from what Adam calls a "mega-thread" on Reddit.

 

Oh yeah the MAGA bomber was apparently a former male stripper if you trust the son.co . UK!

 

Ok so for the final segment we finally get to the long awaited inaugural news piece covering Corey Feldman's musical career. We get down to the very nature of why Feldog IS Feldog. 

 

We hope you enjoyed this one, and if you did you should like our Facebook pageInstagram and Patreon.

 

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Later!

 
Nov 10, 2018

Welcome to the newest edition of the Ancap Barber Shop! In this episode we are joined by author, film maker and paranormal investigator, Remso Martinez. You DON'T want to miss this one folks.

 

First off you've got to buy this dude's book, and just for the Ancap Barber Shop listeners, Remso is taking seven dollars off a signed copy! It's an entertaining read and comes highly recommended by me, and the cover design is a legitimate stroke of brilliance. Check out the link below to use the discount. 

 

 

If you'd like to get the Kindle or paperback version, you can get it from Amazon here:

 

 

We talk about the goings on of his formerly attended Nascar club, how far some left wing folks are gone from libertarian ideals, the Gun Owners of America, for which Remso is the cohost of their podcast: Firing Back, our taste in gamecube and gameboy color games, his film projects, his work as a paranormal investigator... shit what else? Oh yeah multiverse theory, UFOs and I get to talk about the time I saw a ghost or something.

 

Fuckin shit this podcast was good.

 

Remso's podcast, The Remso Republic, can be found here:

 

 

and his writing can be found here:

 

 

Seriously, you should check Remso's work out, he's a super interesting fella, and a lot of fun for me to talk to.

 

Here's a preview for his current paranormal investigation project, The Witching Hour:

 

 

We broke 600 likes on the face book page, but we lost a few and fell back to 599. Thanks for everyone that's helped us out so far, and for those of you that haven't, can you go like it real quick? You can find it at facebook.com/ancapbarbershop

 

I have to say, we're sorry for how long it's been since we've put an episode out. I've been moving and it's had me fucked up, but we're back in full swing now buddy. 

 

And if you're a real silly goose check out patreon.com/ancapbarbershop. Speaking of which, thanks a million to David for upping his pledge to $5 a month! Be like David, he's the shit for real.

 

We hope you've enjoyed this episode as much as we did, look forward to the next edition of The Ancap Barber Shop! We've got the first episode recorded in the new studio up next! Worms!

 
Oct 18, 2018

We're breaking down Brett Kavanaugh's confirmation hearing as well as the recent #METOO comments from legendary comic Norm MacDonald. Welcome to this fortnights' episode of the Ancap Barber Shop!

 

Big Dick Ancap Shit

 

After starting the show off with a re-inaction of the questioning of Kavanaugh at his confirmation hearing by

Sheldon Whitehouse, we delve into our pertinent commentary on the subject.

 

But first we need to establish that Mr. Producer Fuckhead Mcghee was a thing, but only for a short amount of while. 

 

I'd like to start by saying that rape and sexual assault are not and should not be acceptable or tolerable in any society. Everything hinges on consent. Rapists if caught in the act should be shot until dead.  accusations of rape or sexual assault should be investigated, and if the accused is reasonably proven to be guilty, they should be punished or shunned from society depending on the severity of their crime. That being said an accusation alone is not enough in my eyes to convict the accused. 

 

So what happened at now Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh's confirmation hearing?

 

Kavanaugh was nominated by Trump to be an associate justice in the U.S. Supreme Court and shortly before the nomination vote Christina Blassey Ford accused him of sexual assault when they were teenagers. 

 

Did Kavanaugh sexually assault Dr. Christine Blassey Ford? He very well may have as far as anyone knows. The only people that likely know the truth are Kavanaugh and Ford. That being said with the overwhelming lack of evidence for the crime, we don't think it is fair to assume Kavanaugh's guilt. 

 

Ford's witnesses do not corroborate her story.

 

There were a few honorable mentions for the particulars of either of their stories not being convincing.

 

Ford's initial claim that she couldn't travel by plane was interesting considering she had been on planes for family vacations among other things on a regular basis. She originally refused to fly for the hearing and requested it take place in her vicinity, but eventually worked up the gumption to make the flight. Seems like an obvious stall tactic but who knows.

 

Ford testified that she had never been trained, or partook in the training or coaching of anyone else in preparation for a polygraph test. a letter from an alleged and anonymous ex-boyfriend of Ford contradicted her.

 

We really don't think that anyone is buying Brett's deflections for questions about his alcohol fueled adolescence, or the sexual innuendo between him and his childhood friends,  but he shouldn't be on trial for any of that. He would have come across as more genuine had he been more forthcoming about some of the things in his yearbook.

 

We also know that boofing is a method of delivery, through the anus, of drugs and alcohol.

 

The most unfortunate thing about the subject matter of the hearing was the lack of discussion about Brett as a judge. He was a terribly hawkish and authoritarian concerning personal privacy and national security, and was more than supportive of the Patriot Act. 

 

I've compiled a list of all the articles and clips referenced below:

 

Ford's witnesses do not corroborate her story

 

Ford's plane travel.

 

 

Ancap Barber Boi News

 

We broke 600 likes on the face book page! Thanks for everyone that's helped us out so far, and for those of you that haven't, can you go like it real quick? You can find it at facebook.com/ancapbarbershop

 

What the fuck is the internet!?

 

We end the show discussing Norm Macdonald's #metoo comments, and his appearance on the view discussing them.

 

We hope you've enjoyed this episode as much as we did, look forward to the next edition of The Ancap Barber Shop! Worms!

 
Sep 22, 2018

Hey everybody, it's time for the Ancap Barber Shop! On this episode we're talking about the death of John McCain and the naming of the new Madison, AL Baseball team. We've packed a lot into this episode and we've got a new theme song! Make SURE you don't miss this one!

 

Right off the bat... we've made some pretty significant changes to our Patreon campaign that I'd like to share with you. We've gone from a per episode charge to a monthly charge as well as moved some of the perks around and added a few new ones. We've essentially slashed our prices in half, so now would be a great time to sign up for our Patreon.

 

Buzz cut

$1 or more per month ∙ 

  • Early release of the regular Ancap Barber Shop episodes
  • Access the live stream of the regular episodes with video
Gentlemen's cut

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  • previous perks
  • Monthly episode of "A Little Off the Top" a shorter, single segment podcast
  • Monthly Patreon Exclusive live stream with camera 
  • Monthly Patreon exclusive full length Episode 
Pompadour

$10 or more per month ∙ 

  • previous perks
  • You can pick one topic for us to talk about on the show every three months of support
Executive Contour

$25 or more per month ∙ 

  • previous perks
  • Executive producer credit 
  • Exclusive "Ancap Barber Shop Executive Producer" T-shirt after three months of support

We've lost a few patrons since in the past couple of months, but we've gained a few new ones!

 

Ceges uped her Pledge to $5.00 a month and Jacob pledged $5.00 a month as well! Thank you so much guys. We can't wait to see you in the live stream!   

 

Ancap Barber Boi News

 

If you haven't heard, the fuckhead senator and former presidential candidate John McCain has died. You can probably tell we're real butthurt about the passing of this great American "hero". All joking and shit stirring aside, our thoughts are with the family, as well with the families of the 4,497 American soldiers who have died since the initial invasion of Iraq. Not to mention the hefty civilian toll as well as Afghanistan, Syria, ETC...

 

We begin by discussing McCain's life. We read from his Wikipedia entry and recount the major events that took place on his journey from his adolescence clear through to his death. You can follow along here

 

We brought up two other articles but didn't have time to read them. You can check out Caitlin Johnstone's scathing commentary here and the Tom Woods article regarding the establishment reaction here.

 

We tie up the big dick segment by playing the trailer for the newest addition to the Pax Libertas family, "The Big L with Caryn Ann Harlos". You can get more info at http://biglpodcast.com/

 

What the fuck is the internet!?

 

Adam and I argue about what we want to do with the new intro music. He likes to keep it simple with the live monologue and I want to stuff if full of stupid clips and sound bytes from the show, but he seems to think that would be hacky or some shit. I think Adam is really out of touch. If you'd like to get your voice heard leave us a voicemail at 256-607-3197. 

 

We listen to a few interesting voicemails, 2 of them being in foreign languages. Let me be clear, we only speak god damn American at the Ancap Barber Shop so if the caller or someone that speaks Japanese or Italian could hook us up with a translation, that would be awesome sauce.   

 

We've got big plans for a few miniseries that will be released alongside the regular Patreon episodes. We're working on a three part series reviewing the currently airing third season of "Attack on Titan" (Weeb shit) as well as planning on three episodes talking about the Bioshock (gamer shit) series. Sign up for our Patreon at the five dollar tier or higher and watch out for these.

 

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We discuss the naming of the new Madison, AL baseball team "the trash pandas" and proceed to wrap it up by playing a few questionable responses to the new Eminem album, which is comprised mostly of "diss" tracks, I think. I'm not the expert here so you'll have to ask our resident "hip hop head" and cohost Adam. You can hit him up at adam@ancapbarbershop.com.

 

I fell like we're heading in a good direction, and that we really hit it out of the park on this one. We sure hope you enjoy it and if you'd like to shoot us a line you can do so at feedback@ancapbarbershop.com, worms! 

Sep 13, 2018

Hello Friends! In this episode, we discuss the Nike boycott, as well as recount the first forty-nine episodes of the Ancap Barber Shop! That's right, this is our fiftieth episode, and boy is it a good one! We'll hear from a few listeners, talk about the new Eminem album, listen to a few clips from past episodes and discuss the merits of the boycott against Nike for using Colin Kaepernick in their advertising. This episode begins NOW!

We're retiring the introduction song "Kill Myself" written and performed by... myself (Scott). We're upgrading the show's music for the coming episodes, if you need your fix of Pinecone Percy you can find it here

We move on to thanking our network, patrons, and listeners. I'll reiterate here. 

THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!! 

Seriously, we couldn't do this without you guys. I mean I literally don't know how to upload a podcast, or what an "RSS feed" is. So thanks again.  

 

Ancap Barber Boi News

 

We had a few voicemails for this one. Somebody sent us a clip from the movie Billy Madison, looking back this could have been an insult to our intelligence. Are you friend or foe? Either way, we appreciate it! 

The next voicemail is from the big (more recently not-so-big) man himself, Rodger Paxton! He congratulates us and wishes us another fifty to one hundred and fifty episodes. Thanks, Rodger! 

The next one was a little bizarre. Adam and I thought it was a 1960's civil rights speech until we heard the announcer say something about Ric Flair. Make sure and let us know exactly what that was, lol. Our Final message this fortnight was from Brando, the other ancap barber. If you haven't heard it, we interviewed him back on episode twenty-six. Thanks, Brother!

If you'd like to leave us a voicemail you can do so at 256-607-3197. I'm in, give me a holler!

Apparently, the hip-hop artist Eminem AKA Marshall Mathers AKA Mom's Spaghetti Man just put out a new album and did so without warning or promotions. He uses the album to diss all the mumble rappers or something. This shit's a little outside my wheelhouse and Adam doesn't write the show notes so if you want to hear more outside of the podcast hit his ass up at adam@ancapbarbershop.com, then send me an email at scott@ancapbarbershop.com so I can remind him to check his email.

In the coming weeks, we'll be revamping our Patreon campaign. I don't want to say too much until all the details are finalized but we will likely be halving all of our prices, and further reducing the price of several tiers. We'll let you know more in the next episode but if you've ever thought about supporting us, or just want to get more of that sweet, sweet Ancap Barber Shop content check it out at 

patreon.com/ancapbarbershop

 

What the fuck is the internet!?

 

We spend our internet segment listening to a few clips that I selected from the first forty-nine episodes.

The first clip is from our inaugural episode, "Anarchy In Alabama" where Adam and I channeled our inner impressionists and did a dramatic reading of the Donald Trump pussy grabbing comments. You can listen to our first episode here

The second clip is from episode fifteen "Battle of Berkley and stoicism with Nick Hazelton". We discuss that "Moldylocks" girl getting punched in the face. You can listen to episode fifteen here.

The third clip is from a bonus episode we recorded live from Porcfest AKA the Porcupine Freedom Festival last year (2017). We talked about allegedly eating mushrooms the night before and allegedly losing our shit for a few hours because of it. You can catch that one here.

Our fourth and fifth clips were from episode forty-one "John Mcafee and Syria" The former clip being Adam's bigoted introduction monologue and the latter being us discussing John's unconventional sex life. 

#ancapbarbergangriseup #mexicanbabysitter 

You can listen to episode forty one here

 

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We spend a little time discussing the Nike Boycott. The footwear and apparel tycoon has chosen to center one of their ads around Kaepernick, featuring a still portrait of his likeness, and text that reads "Believe in something even it means sacrificing everything".

The internet is flooded with memes. Is this a ploy for attention from the company? Will their support of Kaepernick inevitably be a detriment to their bottom line? Oh yeah Adam is sporting his Nike SB shoes and tee shirt for this pod. 

We'd like to thank everybody once again. This episode was a big milestone for us, and we really enjoyed recording it for you guys. Until next time, worms!

And don't forget to give us mother fucking money at patreon.com/ancapbarbershop

Aug 30, 2018

Hey boys and girls, welcome to the Ancap Barber Shop! We've got special guest Elijah Boyd on this one. He's the Vice chair of the Libertarian Party of Madison County as well as a candidate in the race for state house district ten here in Alabama. We also discuss what's going on in the state (as well as the country) of Georgia. Make sure you don't miss this one!

 

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We start the show off listening to a few listener voicemails, My favorite is the one where the guy just says "Hannibal Burress" for whatever reason. Great stuff as always.

 

To whoever left the voicemail about Ric Flair, It was too fucking quiet try again. 

 

Adam lets us in on some hillbilly assed advice ."One awe shit takes away all your attaboys". So yeah.

 

Elijah tells us a little about his campaign, and what it's like to run for public office. He says that he's not sure if he's doing it right and that the purpose of his campaign is to spread the message of liberty. You can find out about his campaign at electelijah.com 

 

Here's a video of Elijah at the LNC putting forth a motion  for the LP to condemn Jeff Sessions. 

 

Elijah takes us through his platform. We discuss prison reform, cannabis legalization, unfair taxes, occupational licensing and civil asset forfeiture.

 

We also discuss his life as a foster and adoptive parent, as well as that whole Jacob Anders thing. If you're out of the loop he was the alleged "Rapey Politician" we covered in episode 47. Here are some links to more info on that little dealio:

 

https://anybodybutjacobkanders.wordpress.com/

http://blog.al.com/press-releases/2018/07/libertarian_party_madison_coun.html

http://www.waff.com/story/38824611/huntsville-city-council-candidate-pleaded-guilty-in-2010-harassment-case/

https://imgur.com/gallery/qIvfkmu

 

Big Dick Ancap Shit

 

Adam ties it up talking about the state of Georgia removing the pledge of allegiance (I think just in Atlanta but I don't remember, Adam always forgets to send me the links... If you've made it this far I assume you're planning on listening to the podcast so fuck off lol) as well as the country of Georgia legalizing (I hope it's legalize and not decriminalize, once again it's Adam's fault so bitch at him) cannabis. 

 

Alright I felt bad so I looked it up. The country of Georgia LEGALIZED cannabis. Don't expect me to do more work than  I want to anymore.

 

If you haven't figured it out Adam originally thought that the STATE of Georgia had legalized POT. What a dipshit.

 

Let me remind you guys again that we livestream the episodes with cameras and shit for all levels of patronage, check it out at patreon.com/ancapbarbershop  

 

We've been pumping out content like crazy for Patreon. Podcasts, live streams, video game shit. I'd suggest spending as much as you can so you get a bunch of goodies. Also, with Attack on Titan season 3 in full swing, we're getting ready to record our EXHAUSTIVE review of the season. I think we're going to review 4 episodes per.. episode. So a total of 3 episodes. Yeah, that should make the hentai nerds happy. 

 

Welp, I really hope you guys have enjoyed this. I know it's been fun for me. Worms!

 

Oh yeah, make sure to sub our YouTube channel. We've been working on uploading the old episodes and we're gonna start putting the HD videos up shortly after the podcast drops. So yeah.

Aug 11, 2018

Hey everybody, In this episode we discuss whether or not Joe Rogan should continue his show, the sissy of Freemont street and creepy stories from the dark web. Oh yeah Darryl W. Perry calls in for a bizarre interview. Make sure you DO NOT miss this one.

 

 

Ancap Barber Boi News

 

We have a handful of juicy voice mails from our listeners. I guess I don't know if the last two were listeners since I don't know who they were.

Adam proceeds to crack the case on a bizarre interaction I had with a walmart employee. I think she was some type of grocery bag nazi or something.

 

Did you guys know that we live stream video of our show for patrons at ALL LEVELS? If you didn't, you goddamn should now. You can get the video stream as well as our Patreon exclusive episodes for as little as two bucks a month. Check it out at patreon.com/ancapbarbershop

 

I had the pleasure to guest star in an episode of "Sounds Like Liberty" with Nick and Lizzy. They talk about music and musicians from a libertarian perspective. We talked about a whole bunch of shit and it was a fucking riot. In particular I got to break down my nine favorite albums, so if you're at all curious about my refined taste in music be sure to check it when it drops. You should check their website everyday until they put it out. If they take too long I fully endorse harassment/online bullying. I think they listen to the show but I'm pretty sure they don't read the show notes... just don't tell them I told you to do it. Actually just don't do it at all. Oh fuck the website is https://www.soundslikelibertypodcast.com/.  

 

What the fuck is the Internet!?

 

We start our internet segment by breaking down an article that claims to compile stories from reddit users about their unusual experiences in the dark web. Our more technically oriented panelist seems to think a lot of it is bullshit because he knows how technology and the internet works. Honestly it kind of fell flat once we realized it was a bunch of HOO HAA but what are you gonna do? I'm surprised it wasn't overly political. They could have used the opportunity to paint the dark web as more of a den of pedos then it is, since they seemed to be making shit up. I'm sure someone will write in and explain how some of this shit could happen. I'll pass the info along to the other guys since I won't understand it anyway. 

 

We're turning this into a clip show, and I think the segment about "The sissy of Freemont Street" displays the nuanced and poignant commentary that the  hosts here at the Ancap Barber Shop are known for. In fact all of our peers in the podcasting industry envy  us, yet at the same time respect us. Most libertarian podcasters look up to us, even though we have only been doing it for a few years. But the Sissy is in fact an elderly man that made a video seeking a room mate and lover. He says "I'm ready for you to fuck me up anyway you want to do it you white cunts!". You just need to listen to the show, or watch the video here.

 

Goddamn I just watched it again and he says "And put some weights on my itty bitty two inch dick" I'm fuckin dyin bois. You gotta check this shit out.

 

Mediafile reports "By giving legitimacy to these conspiracy theories amongst others, Rogan is encouraging the “fake news” movement and is essentially telling his audience not to trust anything that is generally accepted as true. 

 

I don't know man, I would think questioning everything is good. Even if the dude was into some conspiracy shit, and made it part of his show. People don't have to listen to him, much less hold the same beliefs as him or his guests. 

 

 

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Darryl W. Perry called in and it was really him and not a soundboard. We had a bizarre conversation and I had to eventually hang up on him and cut the show short. I wrote longer show notes to make up for it.

 

The good folks at the Ancap Barber Shop really appreciate you guys listening to us. Make sure to check out our Patreon and Facebook Page. Worms.

Aug 2, 2018

Hey everyone, in this episode we're talking about Jacob Anders, a local politician who is under fire for some leaked questionable posts in a secret incel group, as well as the Libertarian Party in Cuba. Me (Scott) and Dave are bringing the funk tonight. Hope you guys enjoy!   

 

Ancap Barber Boi News

 

We had quite a few voicemails this episode, we heard from donors Brian and Bruce as well as some of the usual jokers.

Brian actually hosts a show on Pax Libertas, you can find it at https://resisttheempirepodcast.com/

 

You can also leave us a voicemail for the next episode at:

 

256-607-3197

 

On the last episode we announced the winner of our Sopranos pun contest, but misgendered, as well as mispronounced the name of our winner. So, SORRY CEGES! 

 

What the fuck is the Internet!?

 

In this episode's What the Fuck is the Internet segment we discuss Jacob Anders, who is currently running for Huntsville city council district #4. He's in hot water because of surfaced screenshots being passed around on social media of some of his past posts in an "incel" group on Facebook. The locals are fired up to make sure he doesn't win, While I prefer no political masters and choose not to validate the political system by participating, I can't blame them based on his comments. 

 

He originally had the endorsement of the local Libertarian Party chapter, but has since been revoked.

 

You can check out his platform here as well. 

 

We briefly discuss Cody Wilson of Defense Distributed's case against the Federal Government. You can find out more at https://reason.com/blog/2018/07/10/the-goverment-will-allow-cody-wilsons-de as well as buy an 80% finished firearm at https://www.ghostguns.com/

 

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We close out the show talking about libertarians in Cuba. Last year they officially launched the Cuban Libertarian Party after "authorities" arrested a few of their activists for distributing literature. You can read the article here, see their facebook or send them a donation at https://www.paypal.me/InstitutoMisesCuba.  

 

Cuba's communist government is working towards recognizing some degree of private property rights, as well as the presumption of innocence in their judicial system. They claim to be opening up to private property as well as some form of free market because of their poor economy, which sounds like a concession to me, but we will see.    

 

We hope you enjoyed this one, and don't forget to leave us a voicemail at 256-607-3197 or check out the perks on our Patreon at patreon.com/ancapbarbershop. Worms!

Jul 13, 2018
In this episode, we are talking about Elastigirl's PHAT ass in the new children's film "The Incredibles 2" as well as Japan using the death penalty to punish terrorist cult leaders. Me and Adam are riding solo for this one... or, well whatever. We didn't have Dave or Tanner, so this is one of the good ones. Oh yeah, we couldn't live stream this one for the patrons because Adam forgot to bring the network cable. It's his fucking fault so don't be mad at me. We also still owe the gentleman's cut and up patrons the live stream for last month. Sorry guys, shit's been real at the new and improved Martin Shkreli studios, but we'll do two this month. 
 
Ancap Barber Boi News
 
We set up a phone line for listeners to leave us messages to play on the show and we received quite a few of them for this episode. We got to hear from the ghost of Jimmy Stewart (or James Dean, I think they're the same person), Tony Montana,
Hank Hill, Joe Pesci and many more. Leave us a voicemail anytime day or night and we'll play it on the next episode. The number is:
 
256-607-3197
 
We announced the winner for our best pun to answer the question "What anime would Tony Soprano watch?" contest.
The winner is........ Ceges! with his answer of "Fullmetal Alchemist: Dagohood" Send us your info Ceges, and we'll get you a free shirt.
 
We closed this segment out briefly discussing a Huntsville, AL former school teacher who was arrested for brandishing a firearm at a local immigration protest. You can find the article here.
 
What the fuck is the Internet!?
 
This past fortnight's internet activity seems to have mostly revolved around discussing Elastigirl's big fat booty and since we like to keep our fingers on the pulse of what's going on in the world, we felt it necessary to weigh in. Long story short, don't tell me what to jack off to, it's none of your fucking business. and get off my goddamn property while we're at it. Oh yeah here's the article.
 
We talked about all the Joe Rogan hate that's been going around as well. Leave my man alone (addressed to incels everywhere). 
 
Bick Dick Ancap Shit
 
For our closing segment, we talk about Shoko Asahara, founder of a Japanese doomsday cult. He was recently executed along with 6 of his cohorts for the deaths of 29 people, including 13 that died in a sarin gas attack. 6,000 people were reported injured as well. So it's pretty hard to feel bad for these guys. If you like you can read the full article here.
 
We hope you guys enjoyed this one, and don't forget to check out our FacebookInstagram, and Patreon, and leave us a voicemail while you're at it. Worms.
Jul 2, 2018
This episode we're talking about a recent tweet from actor Peter Fonda wherein he prompted his followers to force Baron Trump into a cage full of pedophiles as well as the new supreme court justice seat vacancy.
 
Hello! This is the Ancap Barber Shop, and right off the top, straight from jump street, a big dicked-ass thank you to Adam for pledging $2 dollars per podcast episode on Patreon! If you'd like to join Adam in listening to our ever-growing catalog of Patreon exclusive episodes, check us out at ancapbarbershop.com/support.
 
A quick note for our current patrons at the gentleman's cut level and up, we are running behind on the June live stream but will be knocking it out in the next week or so. We had considered doing it right before recording this episode. but decided not to for lack of being able to give anyone a heads up. So sorry!!!
 
We're working on refining the show into three clearly defined segment being:
 
1) Ancap Barber Boi News
 
In this segment, we'll be discussing the events that affected us personally over the preceding fortnight. What movies we watched, shit like that. 
 
2) What the fuck is the Internet!?
 
We'll use this to talk about something or things going on in the WORLD WIDE WEB that makes us happy/horny or piss us off.
 
3) Bick Dick Ancap Shit
 
The final segment of the show will be devoted to libertarian/political/philosophical type shit.  
 
None of this is necessarily set in stone but we should have everything locked in by next POD so air your grievances accordingly. 
 
Don't forget to submit your.... submission? to the Ancap Barber Shop Facebook page for our contest, that we're currently... running... I guess? Anyhow the premise is this. You have to answer the following question in the form of a pun:
 
What anime would Tony Soprano watch?   
 
The best pun gets an Ancap Barber Shop tee shirt.
 
If you'd like to check out the racist podcast that we reviewed, you can find it at:
 
https://regionalistpodcastnetwork.com/release/the-southern-fried-racist/
 
If you caught the last episode you may recall our guest, Antony of the Scottish Liberty Podcast. I had the absolute honor to participate in a live stream he hosted for the purpose of shaving his long dicked hair off. You can check that out at the link below.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9JPlZBGTHQ&t=1618s
 
Here's a couple of links we discussed. Peter Fonda's Wikipedia entry and the article we read from about his tweet or whatever.
 
We hope you guys enjoyed this one, and don't forget to check out our FacebookInstagram, and Patreon. Worms.
Jun 18, 2018

Boy do we have a good one lined up for you guys this time. In addition to our regular hosts and panelists we are joined by Antony Sammeroff of the Scottish Liberty Podcast and beyourselfandloveit.com. We discuss "The Psychology of Statism", environmentalism in regards to private property, Ezra Klein, Charles Murray, life in Scotland and an upcoming live stream Antony is hosting for the purpose of shaving his long, flowing mane.  

 

Antony assured me throughout the interview that I was doing a good job, so I think you guys will probably enjoy it. 
 
Did you guys know that I used to cut the dick bones out of dead raccoons? Yeah they have bones in their dicks and people cut them out and make toothpicks out of them. We also learned that they don't have raccoons in Scotland. 
 
As usual the rest of the Ancap Barber boys didn't do any research or prep, so it fell to me to carry the show. I've scolded them, but if you feel like you can do a better job send your application toscott@ancapbarbershop.com. The bar isn't very high, honestly if you can keep your mouth within two inches of a microphone and not talk over me, or contradict me in any way, you've got the job. It doesn't pay anything, in fact you would have to pay me so be sure you're cool with that and we'll discuss my fee.
 
Shouts out to Scuba Steve from Kentucky, thanks for reaching out man. I always appreciate feedback from listeners. If you'd like to get a message to us we always love that shit. DM me on Instagram (@ancapbarber) or shoot me an email at feedback@ancapbarbershop.com 
 
We talk about a recent camping expedition I took with my daughter and some friends, during which I attempted to coax a neighboring camper's toddler over to my campsite. I thought the poor toddler was my kid, so I tried to bait her away from her parent's campsite with cookies. I can't make this shit up.
 
We really enjoyed talking with Antony, and we highly recommend checking out his content. You can find his his stuff below.
 
Seriously, he's a real smart dude. 
 
Website
 
https://beyourselfandloveit.com/en/doit
 
Be Yourself and Love it Podcast
 
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/be-yourself-and-love-it/id1261718841?mt=2
 
Scottish Liberty Podcast
 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDX90hZy28U5dZHi14AG3Ow
 
 
Alright guys, until next time.
Jun 9, 2018
We're talking about a bunch of cool shit in this one, like an open pedophile, white supremacist dude who's running for Congress and a cop murdering a groundhog in COLD BLOOD, but not until I talk about the stuff I want to talk about... like the 1998 Michael Bay action spectacular, Armageddon. I wanted to figure out which characters we would be but Adam and Tanner haven't seen it, so I explain the plot for 5 minutes. I could have asked them if they had seen it but I assumed everybody had. Anyways I'm Rockhound, and I'm pretty sure Adam is Bear, Dave would be the Bruce Willis guy and Tanner is Aerosmith's daughter.  
 
Oh yeah, I saw the new Han Solo movie and it was really good. Adam and Tanner didn't see this one either. We did figure out that C-3P0 is gay though...
 
We talked about the Roseanne tweet. Overall we're supportive, but we offer some poignant criticism for Ms. Barr.
 
Tanner wanted to bring up the mounting trade war between the U.S. and Canada, so we discussed the pros and cons of taxing imports vs not interfering with international trade. 
 
We talk about basketball man Sterling Brown getting tazed and arrested. Me and Adam are pretty much in the dude's corner, but Tanner gives us some pushback. I mean after the poor bastard was on the ground they were standing on his ankles and shit. If tanner would get the animal crackers out of his panties for two seconds he would probably be with us. You can watch the video and decide for yourselves. 
 
check this shit out, after arguing about the Sterling Brown thing we talk about the cop who shot the damn groundhog and me and Tanner switch positions. This shit is so damn funny to me.
 
Our last titillating segment for this episode is about Virginian Nathan Larson, who is running for Congress as a libertarian and an open pedophile among a lot of other weird shit. He wants to legally define women as property and he's apparently a white supremacist. 
 
Welp that's the show, if all goes as planned we should have Antony from the Scottish Liberty Podcast with us next episode. Y'all don't do nothing I wouldn't do, unless it's sending money to our Patreon. Later.
May 22, 2018
This week we discuss the West Yorkshire police, and their threats to prosecute people who criticize them on the internet.
 
But first, we've lost a few Patrons since the last episode, and we want to say that while we're sorry to see you go, we appreciate everything you've done to help us out! And don't forget, if you'd like to help us keep the lights on, make sure to visit patreon.com/ancapbarbershop
 
Also Adam tones down his racism, homophobia, and transphobia a bit in this one. Did you notice he forgot to write Scott's intro again? I'm not going to say anything to him and see if he remembers.
 
Oh shit, Tanner makes his grand return on this one. He's done with school and will be back in the seat.
 
Scott has started dieting again, he's restricting... Hold on I think I'm going to start doing this from the first person. This shit's boring like this.
 
Alright Scott here, so I started a new fucking diet and it sucks my balls. I'm doing what Christian Bale did to get thin for the Machinist and it's making me angry cause I'm hungry. He only ate a can of tuna and an apple a day. It's like 180 calories with the hardware I'm using (Jazz apples and walmart brand 5 Oz tuna in water). Damn y'all. If you haven't seen the machinist you should, here's the trailer. Also, for anyone that's concerned about my health. I'm not going to get that skinny. At this point I've been doing it for three days and I'm ready to fucking quit, but we'll see. I am losing about 2 lbs a day. If you do want me to starve myself to death you can let me know by emailing me atfeedback@ancapbarbershop.com. Or pound your dicks off in the comments at facebook.com/ancapbarbershop
 
You want to know what I keep thinking about? What I'm going to eat when I break this diet... I'm thinking Popeye's cause I haven't had that shit in a long time and KFC and Church's can eat my ass. 
 
Shouts out to Popeye's.
 
OK, sorry, I'll get to podcast shit, it's just being so hungry is really fucking distracting.
 
So I feel like this was a pretty goddamn good one. We changed the format (don't worry, just a bit), instead of doing two main segments on politics/philosophy we hit a bunch of brief bullet points about different stuff, then hit some libertarian shit. Plus we even did a book club segment this ep.
I might keep doing it this way because I think we've reading too much on the show and it's kind of boring. But like I said this one is really good, or at least it was a lot of fun for me to record. Let us know if you don't like it, or if you thought it was good. That shit helps out a lot. 
 
So yeah, we talked about some dumb cops in Great Britain (I call it GB for short, you know what else GB stands for? Grizzly Balls. Think about it) who stole some kids weed and posted pictures of it on Facebook. These bitches ripped this dude off for like a gram, and then bragged about it. So naturally pretty much everyone  told them they were retarded and they got all butthurt and made a post letting people know they were monitoring the comments and would be prosecuting various commenters. Let them know what you think. It's the westyorkshire police page if you can find the post. Maybe they've deleted it by now I dunno. Anyway fuck the police, there's so much wrong with this... but it's kinda funny to watch them cry like the cucks they are. Ok sorry for the kink shaming. No one's on trial for wanting to watch someone fuck their wife. I really don't like cops though.
 
Here's the article:
 
http://theantimedia.com/cops-prosecute-weed-bust-trolls/
 
I hope you bois and gurls enjoyed this one. Make sure to give us money and share our posts. PEACE!
May 8, 2018
In this episode, we dissect the documentary "Gringo: The dangerous life of John McAfee" as well as the recent alleged chemical attack in Syria. 
 
But first, Adam takes the helm and uses the intro of our beloved show as a platform for his bigotry, he claims to be openly
racist, gay and trans. Scott makes it very clear that Adam's opinions are his own and Adam is an un-ironic nazi.
 
So for reals, Adam and Scott had a libertarian trivia competition on a recent Patreon live stream, and the penalty to the loser was that they had to read a scripted intro, written by the winner, on the next episode. The competition ended in a tie, so Scott wrote and intro for Adamand Adam was supposed to write the outro for Scott to read, but Adam forgot... so Scott is off the 
hook for now...
 
So after Adam and Scott discuss whether or not Scott is using the word "lent" correctly, and reading a few of the comments in the live stream chat, They start in on John McAfee documentary. They discuss the film and it's contents as well as read from a wired.co.uk article, linked below:
 
http://www.wired.co.uk/article/dangerous
 
They continue on to discuss Syria, the chemical attack allegedly conducted by the Syrian government, and the U.S. retaliation. 
Looking back it seems like everything has died down. At the very least we are fortunate that Russia did not choose to use military action against U.S. forces. We also read from the following article:
 
https://www.halifaxamerica.com/a-libertarian-and-austrian-economic-case-against-the-war-on-syria/
 
We would also recommend watching the following Tucker Carlson clip, in which he is one of the few journalists questioning the legitimacy of the attack, from Fox News nonetheless. 
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSGf2ZpDENU
 
We hope you guys enjoy the episode and don't forget to check out our Patreon
 
Worms y'all!
Apr 28, 2018
In this episode, we bring you the Internet-famous shit poster, twitch streamer and graphic designer... Croey Stoey (AKA Corey).
No Adam or Dave this pod, but Corey is a better second mic anyways, so to hell with them. Corey and Scott hit a few news stories, as well as recount tales from their past including some 4-lokian anecdotes, Faggot Bruce and SickAnimation
 
If you've never listened to the rapper Faggot Bruce, here's an example of some of his lyrics:
 
"That's right Faggot bruce I be lovin' the butts. That's right win or lose you'll be lickin' my nuts. All night no words bitch shut the fuck up. Daylight, balls deep I'll be fillin' you up. Yeah! It's big Brucey from the blacktop, I used to love pussy, but now I'm into Bang-cock. I'm the angel of dick and you the sinner. Spread that ass, I'm gonna mash that dinner. Brucey boy back with a brand new fable, bout my life locked up and how I laid cable. I had tons of dudes that was my playthings, I used they buttholes as my pinky rings. My life done changed up in Pelican Bay, doin' a bit for some shit I done back in the day. Servin' 10-12, it was my third year in, sexuality changed I started loving the men. I know it sounds silly going from totin' mack titties to yankin nigga's willies but, shit be different in the pen, if you wanna blow loads you gotsta bone the men."
 
I'm sure you get the idea...
 
Corey and Scott discuss a court case involving a British grandfather masturbating in front of his podiatrist as well as a North Carolina woman who used the excuse that she was doling out bibles to babies when she was caught allegedly attempting to steal newborn children. The official Ancap Barber Shop stance is that people handing out bibles to babies, or at least babies they don't know, are creeps. And as far as the English gentleman goes, we say LET MY MAN OUT. Free John Homer Tee shirts?
 
We appreciate you going on this journey with us, and if you did not enjoy this one, no hard feelings. We'll be back to our normal format next episode. 
 
Worms guys.
Apr 6, 2018
Hey folks, It's time for the Ancap Barber Shop!
 
In this episode, we are discussing #Bottomunity and Argumentation Ethics. 
 
But first, Scott installed some new camera mounts, so go check them out! The Facebook live stream is posted below:
 
 
Pretty cool right? We're also producing some extra Patreon content this month so consider jumping in at one of our four Patreon tiers! You can learn more at:
 
 
If you sign up at the Buzzcut level of $1 per podcast episode you can expect to see a new commentary track this month. Go to facebook.com/ancapbarbershop 
and let us know what movie you'd like to listen to us watch! You'll also get a bonus episode between Scott and Dave discussing Flat Earthers!
 
If you sign up at the Gentleman's cut Level of $5 per episode you'll get two live streams this month!
 
And if you sign up at the Pompadour level of $10 dollars per episode, or the Executive Contour level of $25 per episode you get the already released April 2018 episode of "A Little Off The Top" where Scott discusses the arrest of "Count Dankula", the Scottish YouTuber that made a video of his girlfriend's pug doing the ole Zieg Heil. 
 
James Weeks (LNC Stripper), made a Facebook video discussing #bottomunity. The idea is the unification of the two bottom quadrants of the political compass, in juxtaposition to either quadrant unifying with their respective "counterpart". The boys discuss their opinions and weigh the pros and cons.
 
They then move on to discuss argumentation ethics, the rationalist justification of libertarian ethics that Hans Herman Hoppe derived from studying argumentation. The basic idea is that if you have chosen to argue with someone over a dispute instead of using force to settle the dispute, you are practicing a pursuit of peaceful ends to the argument. Hoppe makes it clear that you could at any point in the argument (or afterward) shift to using force instead of arguing peacefully, but you couldn't do so justifiably. You would be contradicting the precedent you had already set by arguing instead of taking what you want with violence. 
 
We hope you enjoyed this episode and don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel and leave us a review and a 5-star rating on your podcatcher.
 
Worms!
Mar 24, 2018

Venezuela has created its own state-sanctioned cryptocurrency by order of President Maduro, and some dipstick state-rep from Alabama says teachers shouldn't be armed because they're mostly women, and women aren't comfortable carrying guns. Get all the details on this episode of The Ancap Barber Shop!

Hey Folks, It's once again time for the Ancap Barber Shop. We've got some good stuff lined up in this episode, but first, we need to thank Croey Stoey for his pledge to donate $10 per podcast episode through Patreon! You may have noticed that In the podcast Scott says $5 per episode, but that's because he's an idiot. You can check out Croey's (Corey's) YouTube channel here
 
Speaking of Patreon, we are 41% of the way towards our goal of $100 per episode! On the historic day that we will inevitably hit that landmark, we will begin producing weekly episodes of the Ancap Barber Shop! 
 
Scott tries his hand at joke writing, but hasn't figured out punch lines just yet. You can judge for yourselves...
 
The live stream chat was very lively this episode. We appreciate everyone that was able to participate and would encourage you to look out for the stream in the future! We typically record every other Monday ARRRRRROOOOUUUUNNNNNNDDDD 7pm CST, although we're not FULLY committed to a particular time.
 
No Dave and Tanner this episode. DEM BOYS ON THIN ICE.
 
Goddamn, Scott is still trying his jokes out...
 
So apparently Venezuela has created its own state-sanctioned "Crypto" currency by order of president Nicolas Maduro. CNN reports:
 
"Trump signed an executive order banning US citizens from buying Venezuela's newly created cryptocurrency, the petro, the world's first sovereign digital currency. Trump considers Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro a dictator. Venezuela is in the midst of an unprecedented economic and humanitarian crisis in Latin America. Maduro is seeking re-election in May.The measure comes after the Trump administration banned American investors from buying newly issued Venezuelan bonds from either the government or the state-run oil company, PDVSA. Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin is also meeting Monday with Latin American leaders at the G20 meetings in Buenos Aires, where Venezuela will be a topic of discussion. Maduro drummed up the petro as a way for his administration to tap foreign investment amid the initial wave of US financial sanctions. The petro went on sale in private auctions in February."
 
You can read the full article at http://money.cnn.com/2018/03/19/news/economy/trump-bans-venezuela-cryptocurrency-petro/index.html
 
In other news, some dipstick state-rep from Alabama says teachers shouldn't be armed because they're mostly women, and women aren't comfortable carrying guns. The "Original" Ancap Barber Boys take a few stabs at Harry Shiver (Metaphorically speaking of course) and dissect the situation. The AL.com 
article they reference can be found at http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2018/03/women_scare_of_guns.html
 
We're glad that you guys are still with us during our thirty-eighth episode, and we hope you had a good time listening. As always, WORMS!
Mar 8, 2018

Hey everybody! In this episode, we are LIVE for the first time from the new and improved Martin Shkreli Studios! We discuss the arrest of Matthew Qualls, which occurred on February 22nd, 4 days after publicly criticizing Etowah County Sheriff Todd Entrekin and Hillary Clinton supporters spamming pro Bernie Sanders facebook groups with child pornography.

No book club this fortnight, we will pick up at chapter three of Anatomy of the State next episode. 
 
We decided to shout a couple of our listeners out this episode, beginning with Phil Surdam, a man who likes to blow glass and eat ass. Hell yeah Phil, we like that shit here. Also, Joe E was kind enough to give us some feedback, which we greatly appreciate. You go, Joe! Speaking of feedback, you can send yours to feedback@ancapbarbershop.com if you like! We would love to hear from you.
 
We proceed to read a few reviews that we may have missed here and there. You should leave us a review on your podcatcher, a 5-star rating wouldn't be too shabby either. If you have submitted a review and haven't heard it yet it's not my fault, somebody else fucked it up. Send us a message and we'll get it straightened out.
 
We discuss the arrest of Matthew Qualls, which occurred on February 22nd, 4 days after publicly criticizing Etowah County Sheriff Todd Entrekin. Qualls had done some lawn work for the asshole sheriff and was paid with checks indicating "Sheriff Todd Entrekin Food Provision Account" in the upper lefthand corner. There is a law in Alabama that can be interpreted to allow local sheriffs to personally pocket leftover funds that are allocated to feed prisoners. If this shit isn't fucked up enough, they are trying to charge him with trafficking based on the weight of the cannabis-infused butter he was apparently caught making, which lead to his arrest. The below quote from Phil Sims (deputy commander of the Etowah County drug enforcement unit) sums the situation up perfectly.  
 
"Once that marijuana was mixed with the butter then the whole butter becomes marijuana, and that's what we weighed,"
 
Jesus Christ Phil get, your shit together. This is one of the most retarded things I've ever read. Matthew "Butter Alchemist" Qualls remains in a cage for the crime of cooking weed butter.
 
You can find a few good articles AL.com put out regarding the matter below:
 
 
 
We wrap this cast up yakkin' about Hillary Clinton supporters spamming pro-Bernie Sanders facebook groups with child pornography.
 
We can't make this shit up folks. We're neither that smart or creative.
 
We hope you enjoyed this edition of the Ancap Barber Shop. Worms!
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