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The Ancap Barber Shop

Scott McDonald is the Ancap Barber. Born and raised in Huntsville, Alabama. He seeks to spread the ideals of liberty, do old school haircuts and engage in his own personal style of outright f***ery.
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Sep 22, 2018

Hey everybody, it's time for the Ancap Barber Shop! On this episode we're talking about the death of John McCain and the naming of the new Madison, AL Baseball team. We've packed a lot into this episode and we've got a new theme song! Make SURE you don't miss this one!

 

Right off the bat... we've made some pretty significant changes to our Patreon campaign that I'd like to share with you. We've gone from a per episode charge to a monthly charge as well as moved some of the perks around and added a few new ones. We've essentially slashed our prices in half, so now would be a great time to sign up for our Patreon.

 

Buzz cut

$1 or more per month ∙ 

  • Early release of the regular Ancap Barber Shop episodes
  • Access the live stream of the regular episodes with video
Gentlemen's cut

$5 or more per month ∙ 

  • previous perks
  • Monthly episode of "A Little Off the Top" a shorter, single segment podcast
  • Monthly Patreon Exclusive live stream with camera 
  • Monthly Patreon exclusive full length Episode 
Pompadour

$10 or more per month ∙ 

  • previous perks
  • You can pick one topic for us to talk about on the show every three months of support
Executive Contour

$25 or more per month ∙ 

  • previous perks
  • Executive producer credit 
  • Exclusive "Ancap Barber Shop Executive Producer" T-shirt after three months of support

We've lost a few patrons since in the past couple of months, but we've gained a few new ones!

 

Ceges uped her Pledge to $5.00 a month and Jacob pledged $5.00 a month as well! Thank you so much guys. We can't wait to see you in the live stream!   

 

Ancap Barber Boi News

 

If you haven't heard, the fuckhead senator and former presidential candidate John McCain has died. You can probably tell we're real butthurt about the passing of this great American "hero". All joking and shit stirring aside, our thoughts are with the family, as well with the families of the 4,497 American soldiers who have died since the initial invasion of Iraq. Not to mention the hefty civilian toll as well as Afghanistan, Syria, ETC...

 

We begin by discussing McCain's life. We read from his Wikipedia entry and recount the major events that took place on his journey from his adolescence clear through to his death. You can follow along here

 

We brought up two other articles but didn't have time to read them. You can check out Caitlin Johnstone's scathing commentary here and the Tom Woods article regarding the establishment reaction here.

 

We tie up the big dick segment by playing the trailer for the newest addition to the Pax Libertas family, "The Big L with Caryn Ann Harlos". You can get more info at http://biglpodcast.com/

 

What the fuck is the internet!?

 

Adam and I argue about what we want to do with the new intro music. He likes to keep it simple with the live monologue and I want to stuff if full of stupid clips and sound bytes from the show, but he seems to think that would be hacky or some shit. I think Adam is really out of touch. If you'd like to get your voice heard leave us a voicemail at 256-607-3197. 

 

We listen to a few interesting voicemails, 2 of them being in foreign languages. Let me be clear, we only speak god damn American at the Ancap Barber Shop so if the caller or someone that speaks Japanese or Italian could hook us up with a translation, that would be awesome sauce.   

 

We've got big plans for a few miniseries that will be released alongside the regular Patreon episodes. We're working on a three part series reviewing the currently airing third season of "Attack on Titan" (Weeb shit) as well as planning on three episodes talking about the Bioshock (gamer shit) series. Sign up for our Patreon at the five dollar tier or higher and watch out for these.

 

Big Dick Ancap Shit

 

We discuss the naming of the new Madison, AL baseball team "the trash pandas" and proceed to wrap it up by playing a few questionable responses to the new Eminem album, which is comprised mostly of "diss" tracks, I think. I'm not the expert here so you'll have to ask our resident "hip hop head" and cohost Adam. You can hit him up at adam@ancapbarbershop.com.

 

I fell like we're heading in a good direction, and that we really hit it out of the park on this one. We sure hope you enjoy it and if you'd like to shoot us a line you can do so at feedback@ancapbarbershop.com, worms! 

Sep 13, 2018

Hello Friends! In this episode, we discuss the Nike boycott, as well as recount the first forty-nine episodes of the Ancap Barber Shop! That's right, this is our fiftieth episode, and boy is it a good one! We'll hear from a few listeners, talk about the new Eminem album, listen to a few clips from past episodes and discuss the merits of the boycott against Nike for using Colin Kaepernick in their advertising. This episode begins NOW!

We're retiring the introduction song "Kill Myself" written and performed by... myself (Scott). We're upgrading the show's music for the coming episodes, if you need your fix of Pinecone Percy you can find it here

We move on to thanking our network, patrons, and listeners. I'll reiterate here. 

THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!! 

Seriously, we couldn't do this without you guys. I mean I literally don't know how to upload a podcast, or what an "RSS feed" is. So thanks again.  

 

Ancap Barber Boi News

 

We had a few voicemails for this one. Somebody sent us a clip from the movie Billy Madison, looking back this could have been an insult to our intelligence. Are you friend or foe? Either way, we appreciate it! 

The next voicemail is from the big (more recently not-so-big) man himself, Rodger Paxton! He congratulates us and wishes us another fifty to one hundred and fifty episodes. Thanks, Rodger! 

The next one was a little bizarre. Adam and I thought it was a 1960's civil rights speech until we heard the announcer say something about Ric Flair. Make sure and let us know exactly what that was, lol. Our Final message this fortnight was from Brando, the other ancap barber. If you haven't heard it, we interviewed him back on episode twenty-six. Thanks, Brother!

If you'd like to leave us a voicemail you can do so at 256-607-3197. I'm in, give me a holler!

Apparently, the hip-hop artist Eminem AKA Marshall Mathers AKA Mom's Spaghetti Man just put out a new album and did so without warning or promotions. He uses the album to diss all the mumble rappers or something. This shit's a little outside my wheelhouse and Adam doesn't write the show notes so if you want to hear more outside of the podcast hit his ass up at adam@ancapbarbershop.com, then send me an email at scott@ancapbarbershop.com so I can remind him to check his email.

In the coming weeks, we'll be revamping our Patreon campaign. I don't want to say too much until all the details are finalized but we will likely be halving all of our prices, and further reducing the price of several tiers. We'll let you know more in the next episode but if you've ever thought about supporting us, or just want to get more of that sweet, sweet Ancap Barber Shop content check it out at 

patreon.com/ancapbarbershop

 

What the fuck is the internet!?

 

We spend our internet segment listening to a few clips that I selected from the first forty-nine episodes.

The first clip is from our inaugural episode, "Anarchy In Alabama" where Adam and I channeled our inner impressionists and did a dramatic reading of the Donald Trump pussy grabbing comments. You can listen to our first episode here

The second clip is from episode fifteen "Battle of Berkley and stoicism with Nick Hazelton". We discuss that "Moldylocks" girl getting punched in the face. You can listen to episode fifteen here.

The third clip is from a bonus episode we recorded live from Porcfest AKA the Porcupine Freedom Festival last year (2017). We talked about allegedly eating mushrooms the night before and allegedly losing our shit for a few hours because of it. You can catch that one here.

Our fourth and fifth clips were from episode forty-one "John Mcafee and Syria" The former clip being Adam's bigoted introduction monologue and the latter being us discussing John's unconventional sex life. 

#ancapbarbergangriseup #mexicanbabysitter 

You can listen to episode forty one here

 

Big Dick Ancap Shit

 

We spend a little time discussing the Nike Boycott. The footwear and apparel tycoon has chosen to center one of their ads around Kaepernick, featuring a still portrait of his likeness, and text that reads "Believe in something even it means sacrificing everything".

The internet is flooded with memes. Is this a ploy for attention from the company? Will their support of Kaepernick inevitably be a detriment to their bottom line? Oh yeah Adam is sporting his Nike SB shoes and tee shirt for this pod. 

We'd like to thank everybody once again. This episode was a big milestone for us, and we really enjoyed recording it for you guys. Until next time, worms!

And don't forget to give us mother fucking money at patreon.com/ancapbarbershop

Aug 30, 2018

Hey boys and girls, welcome to the Ancap Barber Shop! We've got special guest Elijah Boyd on this one. He's the Vice chair of the Libertarian Party of Madison County as well as a candidate in the race for state house district ten here in Alabama. We also discuss what's going on in the state (as well as the country) of Georgia. Make sure you don't miss this one!

 

Ancap Barber Boi News

 

We start the show off listening to a few listener voicemails, My favorite is the one where the guy just says "Hannibal Burress" for whatever reason. Great stuff as always.

 

To whoever left the voicemail about Ric Flair, It was too fucking quiet try again. 

 

Adam lets us in on some hillbilly assed advice ."One awe shit takes away all your attaboys". So yeah.

 

Elijah tells us a little about his campaign, and what it's like to run for public office. He says that he's not sure if he's doing it right and that the purpose of his campaign is to spread the message of liberty. You can find out about his campaign at electelijah.com 

 

Here's a video of Elijah at the LNC putting forth a motion  for the LP to condemn Jeff Sessions. 

 

Elijah takes us through his platform. We discuss prison reform, cannabis legalization, unfair taxes, occupational licensing and civil asset forfeiture.

 

We also discuss his life as a foster and adoptive parent, as well as that whole Jacob Anders thing. If you're out of the loop he was the alleged "Rapey Politician" we covered in episode 47. Here are some links to more info on that little dealio:

 

https://anybodybutjacobkanders.wordpress.com/

http://blog.al.com/press-releases/2018/07/libertarian_party_madison_coun.html

http://www.waff.com/story/38824611/huntsville-city-council-candidate-pleaded-guilty-in-2010-harassment-case/

https://imgur.com/gallery/qIvfkmu

 

Big Dick Ancap Shit

 

Adam ties it up talking about the state of Georgia removing the pledge of allegiance (I think just in Atlanta but I don't remember, Adam always forgets to send me the links... If you've made it this far I assume you're planning on listening to the podcast so fuck off lol) as well as the country of Georgia legalizing (I hope it's legalize and not decriminalize, once again it's Adam's fault so bitch at him) cannabis. 

 

Alright I felt bad so I looked it up. The country of Georgia LEGALIZED cannabis. Don't expect me to do more work than  I want to anymore.

 

If you haven't figured it out Adam originally thought that the STATE of Georgia had legalized POT. What a dipshit.

 

Let me remind you guys again that we livestream the episodes with cameras and shit for all levels of patronage, check it out at patreon.com/ancapbarbershop  

 

We've been pumping out content like crazy for Patreon. Podcasts, live streams, video game shit. I'd suggest spending as much as you can so you get a bunch of goodies. Also, with Attack on Titan season 3 in full swing, we're getting ready to record our EXHAUSTIVE review of the season. I think we're going to review 4 episodes per.. episode. So a total of 3 episodes. Yeah, that should make the hentai nerds happy. 

 

Welp, I really hope you guys have enjoyed this. I know it's been fun for me. Worms!

 

Oh yeah, make sure to sub our YouTube channel. We've been working on uploading the old episodes and we're gonna start putting the HD videos up shortly after the podcast drops. So yeah.

Aug 11, 2018

Hey everybody, In this episode we discuss whether or not Joe Rogan should continue his show, the sissy of Freemont street and creepy stories from the dark web. Oh yeah Darryl W. Perry calls in for a bizarre interview. Make sure you DO NOT miss this one.

 

 

Ancap Barber Boi News

 

We have a handful of juicy voice mails from our listeners. I guess I don't know if the last two were listeners since I don't know who they were.

Adam proceeds to crack the case on a bizarre interaction I had with a walmart employee. I think she was some type of grocery bag nazi or something.

 

Did you guys know that we live stream video of our show for patrons at ALL LEVELS? If you didn't, you goddamn should now. You can get the video stream as well as our Patreon exclusive episodes for as little as two bucks a month. Check it out at patreon.com/ancapbarbershop

 

I had the pleasure to guest star in an episode of "Sounds Like Liberty" with Nick and Lizzy. They talk about music and musicians from a libertarian perspective. We talked about a whole bunch of shit and it was a fucking riot. In particular I got to break down my nine favorite albums, so if you're at all curious about my refined taste in music be sure to check it when it drops. You should check their website everyday until they put it out. If they take too long I fully endorse harassment/online bullying. I think they listen to the show but I'm pretty sure they don't read the show notes... just don't tell them I told you to do it. Actually just don't do it at all. Oh fuck the website is https://www.soundslikelibertypodcast.com/.  

 

What the fuck is the Internet!?

 

We start our internet segment by breaking down an article that claims to compile stories from reddit users about their unusual experiences in the dark web. Our more technically oriented panelist seems to think a lot of it is bullshit because he knows how technology and the internet works. Honestly it kind of fell flat once we realized it was a bunch of HOO HAA but what are you gonna do? I'm surprised it wasn't overly political. They could have used the opportunity to paint the dark web as more of a den of pedos then it is, since they seemed to be making shit up. I'm sure someone will write in and explain how some of this shit could happen. I'll pass the info along to the other guys since I won't understand it anyway. 

 

We're turning this into a clip show, and I think the segment about "The sissy of Freemont Street" displays the nuanced and poignant commentary that the  hosts here at the Ancap Barber Shop are known for. In fact all of our peers in the podcasting industry envy  us, yet at the same time respect us. Most libertarian podcasters look up to us, even though we have only been doing it for a few years. But the Sissy is in fact an elderly man that made a video seeking a room mate and lover. He says "I'm ready for you to fuck me up anyway you want to do it you white cunts!". You just need to listen to the show, or watch the video here.

 

Goddamn I just watched it again and he says "And put some weights on my itty bitty two inch dick" I'm fuckin dyin bois. You gotta check this shit out.

 

Mediafile reports "By giving legitimacy to these conspiracy theories amongst others, Rogan is encouraging the “fake news” movement and is essentially telling his audience not to trust anything that is generally accepted as true. 

 

I don't know man, I would think questioning everything is good. Even if the dude was into some conspiracy shit, and made it part of his show. People don't have to listen to him, much less hold the same beliefs as him or his guests. 

 

 

Big Dick Ancap Shit

 

Darryl W. Perry called in and it was really him and not a soundboard. We had a bizarre conversation and I had to eventually hang up on him and cut the show short. I wrote longer show notes to make up for it.

 

The good folks at the Ancap Barber Shop really appreciate you guys listening to us. Make sure to check out our Patreon and Facebook Page. Worms.

Aug 2, 2018

Hey everyone, in this episode we're talking about Jacob Anders, a local politician who is under fire for some leaked questionable posts in a secret incel group, as well as the Libertarian Party in Cuba. Me (Scott) and Dave are bringing the funk tonight. Hope you guys enjoy!   

 

Ancap Barber Boi News

 

We had quite a few voicemails this episode, we heard from donors Brian and Bruce as well as some of the usual jokers.

Brian actually hosts a show on Pax Libertas, you can find it at https://resisttheempirepodcast.com/

 

You can also leave us a voicemail for the next episode at:

 

256-607-3197

 

On the last episode we announced the winner of our Sopranos pun contest, but misgendered, as well as mispronounced the name of our winner. So, SORRY CEGES! 

 

What the fuck is the Internet!?

 

In this episode's What the Fuck is the Internet segment we discuss Jacob Anders, who is currently running for Huntsville city council district #4. He's in hot water because of surfaced screenshots being passed around on social media of some of his past posts in an "incel" group on Facebook. The locals are fired up to make sure he doesn't win, While I prefer no political masters and choose not to validate the political system by participating, I can't blame them based on his comments. 

 

He originally had the endorsement of the local Libertarian Party chapter, but has since been revoked.

 

You can check out his platform here as well. 

 

We briefly discuss Cody Wilson of Defense Distributed's case against the Federal Government. You can find out more at https://reason.com/blog/2018/07/10/the-goverment-will-allow-cody-wilsons-de as well as buy an 80% finished firearm at https://www.ghostguns.com/

 

Bick Dick Ancap Shit

 

We close out the show talking about libertarians in Cuba. Last year they officially launched the Cuban Libertarian Party after "authorities" arrested a few of their activists for distributing literature. You can read the article here, see their facebook or send them a donation at https://www.paypal.me/InstitutoMisesCuba.  

 

Cuba's communist government is working towards recognizing some degree of private property rights, as well as the presumption of innocence in their judicial system. They claim to be opening up to private property as well as some form of free market because of their poor economy, which sounds like a concession to me, but we will see.    

 

We hope you enjoyed this one, and don't forget to leave us a voicemail at 256-607-3197 or check out the perks on our Patreon at patreon.com/ancapbarbershop. Worms!

Jul 13, 2018
In this episode, we are talking about Elastigirl's PHAT ass in the new children's film "The Incredibles 2" as well as Japan using the death penalty to punish terrorist cult leaders. Me and Adam are riding solo for this one... or, well whatever. We didn't have Dave or Tanner, so this is one of the good ones. Oh yeah, we couldn't live stream this one for the patrons because Adam forgot to bring the network cable. It's his fucking fault so don't be mad at me. We also still owe the gentleman's cut and up patrons the live stream for last month. Sorry guys, shit's been real at the new and improved Martin Shkreli studios, but we'll do two this month. 
 
Ancap Barber Boi News
 
We set up a phone line for listeners to leave us messages to play on the show and we received quite a few of them for this episode. We got to hear from the ghost of Jimmy Stewart (or James Dean, I think they're the same person), Tony Montana,
Hank Hill, Joe Pesci and many more. Leave us a voicemail anytime day or night and we'll play it on the next episode. The number is:
 
256-607-3197
 
We announced the winner for our best pun to answer the question "What anime would Tony Soprano watch?" contest.
The winner is........ Ceges! with his answer of "Fullmetal Alchemist: Dagohood" Send us your info Ceges, and we'll get you a free shirt.
 
We closed this segment out briefly discussing a Huntsville, AL former school teacher who was arrested for brandishing a firearm at a local immigration protest. You can find the article here.
 
What the fuck is the Internet!?
 
This past fortnight's internet activity seems to have mostly revolved around discussing Elastigirl's big fat booty and since we like to keep our fingers on the pulse of what's going on in the world, we felt it necessary to weigh in. Long story short, don't tell me what to jack off to, it's none of your fucking business. and get off my goddamn property while we're at it. Oh yeah here's the article.
 
We talked about all the Joe Rogan hate that's been going around as well. Leave my man alone (addressed to incels everywhere). 
 
Bick Dick Ancap Shit
 
For our closing segment, we talk about Shoko Asahara, founder of a Japanese doomsday cult. He was recently executed along with 6 of his cohorts for the deaths of 29 people, including 13 that died in a sarin gas attack. 6,000 people were reported injured as well. So it's pretty hard to feel bad for these guys. If you like you can read the full article here.
 
We hope you guys enjoyed this one, and don't forget to check out our FacebookInstagram, and Patreon, and leave us a voicemail while you're at it. Worms.
Jul 2, 2018
This episode we're talking about a recent tweet from actor Peter Fonda wherein he prompted his followers to force Baron Trump into a cage full of pedophiles as well as the new supreme court justice seat vacancy.
 
Hello! This is the Ancap Barber Shop, and right off the top, straight from jump street, a big dicked-ass thank you to Adam for pledging $2 dollars per podcast episode on Patreon! If you'd like to join Adam in listening to our ever-growing catalog of Patreon exclusive episodes, check us out at ancapbarbershop.com/support.
 
A quick note for our current patrons at the gentleman's cut level and up, we are running behind on the June live stream but will be knocking it out in the next week or so. We had considered doing it right before recording this episode. but decided not to for lack of being able to give anyone a heads up. So sorry!!!
 
We're working on refining the show into three clearly defined segment being:
 
1) Ancap Barber Boi News
 
In this segment, we'll be discussing the events that affected us personally over the preceding fortnight. What movies we watched, shit like that. 
 
2) What the fuck is the Internet!?
 
We'll use this to talk about something or things going on in the WORLD WIDE WEB that makes us happy/horny or piss us off.
 
3) Bick Dick Ancap Shit
 
The final segment of the show will be devoted to libertarian/political/philosophical type shit.  
 
None of this is necessarily set in stone but we should have everything locked in by next POD so air your grievances accordingly. 
 
Don't forget to submit your.... submission? to the Ancap Barber Shop Facebook page for our contest, that we're currently... running... I guess? Anyhow the premise is this. You have to answer the following question in the form of a pun:
 
What anime would Tony Soprano watch?   
 
The best pun gets an Ancap Barber Shop tee shirt.
 
If you'd like to check out the racist podcast that we reviewed, you can find it at:
 
https://regionalistpodcastnetwork.com/release/the-southern-fried-racist/
 
If you caught the last episode you may recall our guest, Antony of the Scottish Liberty Podcast. I had the absolute honor to participate in a live stream he hosted for the purpose of shaving his long dicked hair off. You can check that out at the link below.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9JPlZBGTHQ&t=1618s
 
Here's a couple of links we discussed. Peter Fonda's Wikipedia entry and the article we read from about his tweet or whatever.
 
We hope you guys enjoyed this one, and don't forget to check out our FacebookInstagram, and Patreon. Worms.
Jun 18, 2018

Boy do we have a good one lined up for you guys this time. In addition to our regular hosts and panelists we are joined by Antony Sammeroff of the Scottish Liberty Podcast and beyourselfandloveit.com. We discuss "The Psychology of Statism", environmentalism in regards to private property, Ezra Klein, Charles Murray, life in Scotland and an upcoming live stream Antony is hosting for the purpose of shaving his long, flowing mane.  

 

Antony assured me throughout the interview that I was doing a good job, so I think you guys will probably enjoy it. 
 
Did you guys know that I used to cut the dick bones out of dead raccoons? Yeah they have bones in their dicks and people cut them out and make toothpicks out of them. We also learned that they don't have raccoons in Scotland. 
 
As usual the rest of the Ancap Barber boys didn't do any research or prep, so it fell to me to carry the show. I've scolded them, but if you feel like you can do a better job send your application toscott@ancapbarbershop.com. The bar isn't very high, honestly if you can keep your mouth within two inches of a microphone and not talk over me, or contradict me in any way, you've got the job. It doesn't pay anything, in fact you would have to pay me so be sure you're cool with that and we'll discuss my fee.
 
Shouts out to Scuba Steve from Kentucky, thanks for reaching out man. I always appreciate feedback from listeners. If you'd like to get a message to us we always love that shit. DM me on Instagram (@ancapbarber) or shoot me an email at feedback@ancapbarbershop.com 
 
We talk about a recent camping expedition I took with my daughter and some friends, during which I attempted to coax a neighboring camper's toddler over to my campsite. I thought the poor toddler was my kid, so I tried to bait her away from her parent's campsite with cookies. I can't make this shit up.
 
We really enjoyed talking with Antony, and we highly recommend checking out his content. You can find his his stuff below.
 
Seriously, he's a real smart dude. 
 
Website
 
https://beyourselfandloveit.com/en/doit
 
Be Yourself and Love it Podcast
 
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/be-yourself-and-love-it/id1261718841?mt=2
 
Scottish Liberty Podcast
 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDX90hZy28U5dZHi14AG3Ow
 
 
Alright guys, until next time.
Jun 9, 2018
We're talking about a bunch of cool shit in this one, like an open pedophile, white supremacist dude who's running for Congress and a cop murdering a groundhog in COLD BLOOD, but not until I talk about the stuff I want to talk about... like the 1998 Michael Bay action spectacular, Armageddon. I wanted to figure out which characters we would be but Adam and Tanner haven't seen it, so I explain the plot for 5 minutes. I could have asked them if they had seen it but I assumed everybody had. Anyways I'm Rockhound, and I'm pretty sure Adam is Bear, Dave would be the Bruce Willis guy and Tanner is Aerosmith's daughter.  
 
Oh yeah, I saw the new Han Solo movie and it was really good. Adam and Tanner didn't see this one either. We did figure out that C-3P0 is gay though...
 
We talked about the Roseanne tweet. Overall we're supportive, but we offer some poignant criticism for Ms. Barr.
 
Tanner wanted to bring up the mounting trade war between the U.S. and Canada, so we discussed the pros and cons of taxing imports vs not interfering with international trade. 
 
We talk about basketball man Sterling Brown getting tazed and arrested. Me and Adam are pretty much in the dude's corner, but Tanner gives us some pushback. I mean after the poor bastard was on the ground they were standing on his ankles and shit. If tanner would get the animal crackers out of his panties for two seconds he would probably be with us. You can watch the video and decide for yourselves. 
 
check this shit out, after arguing about the Sterling Brown thing we talk about the cop who shot the damn groundhog and me and Tanner switch positions. This shit is so damn funny to me.
 
Our last titillating segment for this episode is about Virginian Nathan Larson, who is running for Congress as a libertarian and an open pedophile among a lot of other weird shit. He wants to legally define women as property and he's apparently a white supremacist. 
 
Welp that's the show, if all goes as planned we should have Antony from the Scottish Liberty Podcast with us next episode. Y'all don't do nothing I wouldn't do, unless it's sending money to our Patreon. Later.
May 22, 2018
This week we discuss the West Yorkshire police, and their threats to prosecute people who criticize them on the internet.
 
But first, we've lost a few Patrons since the last episode, and we want to say that while we're sorry to see you go, we appreciate everything you've done to help us out! And don't forget, if you'd like to help us keep the lights on, make sure to visit patreon.com/ancapbarbershop
 
Also Adam tones down his racism, homophobia, and transphobia a bit in this one. Did you notice he forgot to write Scott's intro again? I'm not going to say anything to him and see if he remembers.
 
Oh shit, Tanner makes his grand return on this one. He's done with school and will be back in the seat.
 
Scott has started dieting again, he's restricting... Hold on I think I'm going to start doing this from the first person. This shit's boring like this.
 
Alright Scott here, so I started a new fucking diet and it sucks my balls. I'm doing what Christian Bale did to get thin for the Machinist and it's making me angry cause I'm hungry. He only ate a can of tuna and an apple a day. It's like 180 calories with the hardware I'm using (Jazz apples and walmart brand 5 Oz tuna in water). Damn y'all. If you haven't seen the machinist you should, here's the trailer. Also, for anyone that's concerned about my health. I'm not going to get that skinny. At this point I've been doing it for three days and I'm ready to fucking quit, but we'll see. I am losing about 2 lbs a day. If you do want me to starve myself to death you can let me know by emailing me atfeedback@ancapbarbershop.com. Or pound your dicks off in the comments at facebook.com/ancapbarbershop
 
You want to know what I keep thinking about? What I'm going to eat when I break this diet... I'm thinking Popeye's cause I haven't had that shit in a long time and KFC and Church's can eat my ass. 
 
Shouts out to Popeye's.
 
OK, sorry, I'll get to podcast shit, it's just being so hungry is really fucking distracting.
 
So I feel like this was a pretty goddamn good one. We changed the format (don't worry, just a bit), instead of doing two main segments on politics/philosophy we hit a bunch of brief bullet points about different stuff, then hit some libertarian shit. Plus we even did a book club segment this ep.
I might keep doing it this way because I think we've reading too much on the show and it's kind of boring. But like I said this one is really good, or at least it was a lot of fun for me to record. Let us know if you don't like it, or if you thought it was good. That shit helps out a lot. 
 
So yeah, we talked about some dumb cops in Great Britain (I call it GB for short, you know what else GB stands for? Grizzly Balls. Think about it) who stole some kids weed and posted pictures of it on Facebook. These bitches ripped this dude off for like a gram, and then bragged about it. So naturally pretty much everyone  told them they were retarded and they got all butthurt and made a post letting people know they were monitoring the comments and would be prosecuting various commenters. Let them know what you think. It's the westyorkshire police page if you can find the post. Maybe they've deleted it by now I dunno. Anyway fuck the police, there's so much wrong with this... but it's kinda funny to watch them cry like the cucks they are. Ok sorry for the kink shaming. No one's on trial for wanting to watch someone fuck their wife. I really don't like cops though.
 
Here's the article:
 
http://theantimedia.com/cops-prosecute-weed-bust-trolls/
 
I hope you bois and gurls enjoyed this one. Make sure to give us money and share our posts. PEACE!
May 8, 2018
In this episode, we dissect the documentary "Gringo: The dangerous life of John McAfee" as well as the recent alleged chemical attack in Syria. 
 
But first, Adam takes the helm and uses the intro of our beloved show as a platform for his bigotry, he claims to be openly
racist, gay and trans. Scott makes it very clear that Adam's opinions are his own and Adam is an un-ironic nazi.
 
So for reals, Adam and Scott had a libertarian trivia competition on a recent Patreon live stream, and the penalty to the loser was that they had to read a scripted intro, written by the winner, on the next episode. The competition ended in a tie, so Scott wrote and intro for Adamand Adam was supposed to write the outro for Scott to read, but Adam forgot... so Scott is off the 
hook for now...
 
So after Adam and Scott discuss whether or not Scott is using the word "lent" correctly, and reading a few of the comments in the live stream chat, They start in on John McAfee documentary. They discuss the film and it's contents as well as read from a wired.co.uk article, linked below:
 
http://www.wired.co.uk/article/dangerous
 
They continue on to discuss Syria, the chemical attack allegedly conducted by the Syrian government, and the U.S. retaliation. 
Looking back it seems like everything has died down. At the very least we are fortunate that Russia did not choose to use military action against U.S. forces. We also read from the following article:
 
https://www.halifaxamerica.com/a-libertarian-and-austrian-economic-case-against-the-war-on-syria/
 
We would also recommend watching the following Tucker Carlson clip, in which he is one of the few journalists questioning the legitimacy of the attack, from Fox News nonetheless. 
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSGf2ZpDENU
 
We hope you guys enjoy the episode and don't forget to check out our Patreon
 
Worms y'all!
Apr 28, 2018
In this episode, we bring you the Internet-famous shit poster, twitch streamer and graphic designer... Croey Stoey (AKA Corey).
No Adam or Dave this pod, but Corey is a better second mic anyways, so to hell with them. Corey and Scott hit a few news stories, as well as recount tales from their past including some 4-lokian anecdotes, Faggot Bruce and SickAnimation
 
If you've never listened to the rapper Faggot Bruce, here's an example of some of his lyrics:
 
"That's right Faggot bruce I be lovin' the butts. That's right win or lose you'll be lickin' my nuts. All night no words bitch shut the fuck up. Daylight, balls deep I'll be fillin' you up. Yeah! It's big Brucey from the blacktop, I used to love pussy, but now I'm into Bang-cock. I'm the angel of dick and you the sinner. Spread that ass, I'm gonna mash that dinner. Brucey boy back with a brand new fable, bout my life locked up and how I laid cable. I had tons of dudes that was my playthings, I used they buttholes as my pinky rings. My life done changed up in Pelican Bay, doin' a bit for some shit I done back in the day. Servin' 10-12, it was my third year in, sexuality changed I started loving the men. I know it sounds silly going from totin' mack titties to yankin nigga's willies but, shit be different in the pen, if you wanna blow loads you gotsta bone the men."
 
I'm sure you get the idea...
 
Corey and Scott discuss a court case involving a British grandfather masturbating in front of his podiatrist as well as a North Carolina woman who used the excuse that she was doling out bibles to babies when she was caught allegedly attempting to steal newborn children. The official Ancap Barber Shop stance is that people handing out bibles to babies, or at least babies they don't know, are creeps. And as far as the English gentleman goes, we say LET MY MAN OUT. Free John Homer Tee shirts?
 
We appreciate you going on this journey with us, and if you did not enjoy this one, no hard feelings. We'll be back to our normal format next episode. 
 
Worms guys.
Apr 6, 2018
Hey folks, It's time for the Ancap Barber Shop!
 
In this episode, we are discussing #Bottomunity and Argumentation Ethics. 
 
But first, Scott installed some new camera mounts, so go check them out! The Facebook live stream is posted below:
 
 
Pretty cool right? We're also producing some extra Patreon content this month so consider jumping in at one of our four Patreon tiers! You can learn more at:
 
 
If you sign up at the Buzzcut level of $1 per podcast episode you can expect to see a new commentary track this month. Go to facebook.com/ancapbarbershop 
and let us know what movie you'd like to listen to us watch! You'll also get a bonus episode between Scott and Dave discussing Flat Earthers!
 
If you sign up at the Gentleman's cut Level of $5 per episode you'll get two live streams this month!
 
And if you sign up at the Pompadour level of $10 dollars per episode, or the Executive Contour level of $25 per episode you get the already released April 2018 episode of "A Little Off The Top" where Scott discusses the arrest of "Count Dankula", the Scottish YouTuber that made a video of his girlfriend's pug doing the ole Zieg Heil. 
 
James Weeks (LNC Stripper), made a Facebook video discussing #bottomunity. The idea is the unification of the two bottom quadrants of the political compass, in juxtaposition to either quadrant unifying with their respective "counterpart". The boys discuss their opinions and weigh the pros and cons.
 
They then move on to discuss argumentation ethics, the rationalist justification of libertarian ethics that Hans Herman Hoppe derived from studying argumentation. The basic idea is that if you have chosen to argue with someone over a dispute instead of using force to settle the dispute, you are practicing a pursuit of peaceful ends to the argument. Hoppe makes it clear that you could at any point in the argument (or afterward) shift to using force instead of arguing peacefully, but you couldn't do so justifiably. You would be contradicting the precedent you had already set by arguing instead of taking what you want with violence. 
 
We hope you enjoyed this episode and don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel and leave us a review and a 5-star rating on your podcatcher.
 
Worms!
Mar 24, 2018

Venezuela has created its own state-sanctioned cryptocurrency by order of President Maduro, and some dipstick state-rep from Alabama says teachers shouldn't be armed because they're mostly women, and women aren't comfortable carrying guns. Get all the details on this episode of The Ancap Barber Shop!

Hey Folks, It's once again time for the Ancap Barber Shop. We've got some good stuff lined up in this episode, but first, we need to thank Croey Stoey for his pledge to donate $10 per podcast episode through Patreon! You may have noticed that In the podcast Scott says $5 per episode, but that's because he's an idiot. You can check out Croey's (Corey's) YouTube channel here
 
Speaking of Patreon, we are 41% of the way towards our goal of $100 per episode! On the historic day that we will inevitably hit that landmark, we will begin producing weekly episodes of the Ancap Barber Shop! 
 
Scott tries his hand at joke writing, but hasn't figured out punch lines just yet. You can judge for yourselves...
 
The live stream chat was very lively this episode. We appreciate everyone that was able to participate and would encourage you to look out for the stream in the future! We typically record every other Monday ARRRRRROOOOUUUUNNNNNNDDDD 7pm CST, although we're not FULLY committed to a particular time.
 
No Dave and Tanner this episode. DEM BOYS ON THIN ICE.
 
Goddamn, Scott is still trying his jokes out...
 
So apparently Venezuela has created its own state-sanctioned "Crypto" currency by order of president Nicolas Maduro. CNN reports:
 
"Trump signed an executive order banning US citizens from buying Venezuela's newly created cryptocurrency, the petro, the world's first sovereign digital currency. Trump considers Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro a dictator. Venezuela is in the midst of an unprecedented economic and humanitarian crisis in Latin America. Maduro is seeking re-election in May.The measure comes after the Trump administration banned American investors from buying newly issued Venezuelan bonds from either the government or the state-run oil company, PDVSA. Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin is also meeting Monday with Latin American leaders at the G20 meetings in Buenos Aires, where Venezuela will be a topic of discussion. Maduro drummed up the petro as a way for his administration to tap foreign investment amid the initial wave of US financial sanctions. The petro went on sale in private auctions in February."
 
You can read the full article at http://money.cnn.com/2018/03/19/news/economy/trump-bans-venezuela-cryptocurrency-petro/index.html
 
In other news, some dipstick state-rep from Alabama says teachers shouldn't be armed because they're mostly women, and women aren't comfortable carrying guns. The "Original" Ancap Barber Boys take a few stabs at Harry Shiver (Metaphorically speaking of course) and dissect the situation. The AL.com 
article they reference can be found at http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2018/03/women_scare_of_guns.html
 
We're glad that you guys are still with us during our thirty-eighth episode, and we hope you had a good time listening. As always, WORMS!
Mar 8, 2018

Hey everybody! In this episode, we are LIVE for the first time from the new and improved Martin Shkreli Studios! We discuss the arrest of Matthew Qualls, which occurred on February 22nd, 4 days after publicly criticizing Etowah County Sheriff Todd Entrekin and Hillary Clinton supporters spamming pro Bernie Sanders facebook groups with child pornography.

No book club this fortnight, we will pick up at chapter three of Anatomy of the State next episode. 
 
We decided to shout a couple of our listeners out this episode, beginning with Phil Surdam, a man who likes to blow glass and eat ass. Hell yeah Phil, we like that shit here. Also, Joe E was kind enough to give us some feedback, which we greatly appreciate. You go, Joe! Speaking of feedback, you can send yours to feedback@ancapbarbershop.com if you like! We would love to hear from you.
 
We proceed to read a few reviews that we may have missed here and there. You should leave us a review on your podcatcher, a 5-star rating wouldn't be too shabby either. If you have submitted a review and haven't heard it yet it's not my fault, somebody else fucked it up. Send us a message and we'll get it straightened out.
 
We discuss the arrest of Matthew Qualls, which occurred on February 22nd, 4 days after publicly criticizing Etowah County Sheriff Todd Entrekin. Qualls had done some lawn work for the asshole sheriff and was paid with checks indicating "Sheriff Todd Entrekin Food Provision Account" in the upper lefthand corner. There is a law in Alabama that can be interpreted to allow local sheriffs to personally pocket leftover funds that are allocated to feed prisoners. If this shit isn't fucked up enough, they are trying to charge him with trafficking based on the weight of the cannabis-infused butter he was apparently caught making, which lead to his arrest. The below quote from Phil Sims (deputy commander of the Etowah County drug enforcement unit) sums the situation up perfectly.  
 
"Once that marijuana was mixed with the butter then the whole butter becomes marijuana, and that's what we weighed,"
 
Jesus Christ Phil get, your shit together. This is one of the most retarded things I've ever read. Matthew "Butter Alchemist" Qualls remains in a cage for the crime of cooking weed butter.
 
You can find a few good articles AL.com put out regarding the matter below:
 
 
 
We wrap this cast up yakkin' about Hillary Clinton supporters spamming pro-Bernie Sanders facebook groups with child pornography.
 
We can't make this shit up folks. We're neither that smart or creative.
 
We hope you enjoyed this edition of the Ancap Barber Shop. Worms!
Feb 22, 2018
Hey guys, in this episode Scott breaks down the Parkland Florida shooting. At this point, I'm sure everyone knows that on February 14th, 2018, 19-year-old Nikolas Cruz shot and killed 17 people, mostly teenagers, at Marjory Stoneman High School. Scott offers his analysis by his lonesome due to the rest of the boys being stuck at work. 
 
Don't forget to send your questions to feedback@ancapbarbershop.com for the February Live Stream which will be available to patrons at the Gentleman's cut level and up ($5 per podcast episode). You can find out more about our Patreon campaign at patreon.com/ancapbarbershop
 
Scott starts by recounting the events of the day as reported by CNN. You can read the article here
 
Every time there is a similar shooting people ask the same questions. "Why did this happen?" as well as "How can we prevent this from happening again?"

The naive answer to either question is "Because of guns." and "By banning or further regulating guns." respectively. One might wonder why our grandparents were presumably spared the rash of mass shootings we see today. They certainly had guns, including semi-automatic rifles, and they had far more lax firearms regulations. Is it because of psychotropic medication? Is it because of gun free zones? Is it because of an inherent tendency in our culture? Is it because the security measures we have in place are monopolized, or all of the above? To that end, why would we ever allow our children to be gathered together without some form of effective security? Why would we create laws prohibiting the protection of our children? 
 
In this instance one thing is overwhelmingly clear, government has failed us and our loved ones at every level. From the FBI to the Sheriff's office, to the schools. They have failed us miserably, they, have the blood of children on their hands, and we are forced to pay their salaries and fund their pet projects at the threat of violence. Fuck them... Fuck them in the neck...
 
The remaining articles Scott references throughout this podcast can be found below:
 
http://www.politifact.com/wisconsin/statements/2018/feb/15/jeff-greenfield/mostly-false-18-us-school-shootings-so-far-2018-an/
 
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/16/us/fbi-nikolas-cruz-shooting.html
 
https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/16/politics/parkland-shooting-fbi-tipster/index.html
 
http://thefreethoughtproject.com/nikolas-cruz-said-wanted-professional-school-shooter-fbi-knew-nothing/
 
Hopefully, there is some better news next time we are in the Ancap Barber Shop. Worms...    
Feb 8, 2018
It's once again time for the Ancap Barber Shop! In the 35th episode, we are discussing the privatization of police and the second women's march. 
 
But first, did you know that Pax Libertas has a new show? Check out the AnarchoChristian podcast at anarchochristian.com
 
The February live stream will be an AMA. Send your questions to scott@ancapbarbershop.com or post them in the FB group.
 
We start off by sampling some of Yak-Man Nick Hazleton's world-famous Yak Jerky he was kind enough to send us, it was really good! We then move on to our Ancap Barber book club segment, discussing chapter two of "Anatomy of the State" by Murray Rothbard, What the state is. We will next discuss chapter 3: How the state preserves itself. You can get the free PDF or audiobook at https://mises.org/library/anatomy-state
 
Adam recounts a moment early in his libertarian life where he and Scott had a discussion about areas of Mexico that were primarily controlled by mobs. Adam asks Scott if he thinks they need government to control their lives instead, to which Scott replies "They already have too many governments." Real fuckin deep Scott. Dave retorts with some concerns about our governmental situation likely being better than mob-run areas of Mexico, to which Scott begrudgingly concedes. 
 
We continue on discussing the privatization of police. Scott reads an excerpt from "For A New Liberty: The Libertarian Manifesto" also by Murray Rothbard. If you haven't read it, we recommend it, and you can get the book for free here
 
Dave and Scott have an exchange about the economic principles of price gouging.
 
Scott also reads from "The Machinery of Freedom" by David Friedman. It's really good as well, and you can read it for free here.
 
By the way, have you checked our Patreon out yet? Go to patreon.com/ancapbarbershop to see all of our ancap goodness. Prior to recording this episode we recorded a patron exclusive episode of "The Ancap Barber Shop" for all levels of our patronage, as well as the inaugural episode of "A Little Off The Top", for our patrons at the gentleman's cut level and up. (That's $5 per podcast episode)
 
The Ancap Barber Boys wrap up this segment by discussing the Detroit Threat Management Center, which is a private police firm operating in Detroit that was created by Commander Dale Brown.
 
You can find their website at http://www.threatmanagementcenter.com/, as well as Commander Brown's appearance at https://tomwoods.com/ep-597-can-the-private-sector-protect-against-crime-this-case-study-will-blow-your-mind/.
 
Finally, the boys finish the show off with a segment from Dave about the second women's march, AKA the angry pussy march.
 
We hope you guys enjoyed this episode and we would love to hear from you at feedback@ancapbarbershop.com. Worms!
Feb 1, 2018
In this fortnight's episode we are discussing Kentucky Fried Chicken's venture into cryptocurrency as well as the philosophy behind self-driving cars, but first, Pax Libertas has added yet another riveting new show to its lineup, One Free Family - a new take on peaceful parenting, with Taylor and James Davis. You can hear the trailer at the beginning of this episode as well as find more information at onefreefamily.com. It's a podcast about peaceful parenting, and from what they've put out so far it's really good, and may eventually rival The Ancap Barber Shop for the title of the objectively best podcast on paxlibertas.com...
 
Okay, maybe after The Lava Flow... and Resist the Empire... and probably Essential Libertarianism...
 
Anyhow, we have yet ANOTHER supporter through Patreon. Brian McQuade has jumped in at the Gentleman's Cut level donating $5 per podcast episode! 
 
Thank you, Brian!!!
 
You can listen to Brian and Rodger's podcast at resisttheempirepodcast.com (You should, we do.) 
 
Patreon supporter and former guest Drake Lundstrom had some not so kind words for Dave and Tanner on our Facebook page
We once again briefly dissect our thoughts on standing vs kneeling during the pledge of allegiance, or the national anthem... What do they do at football games again? Either way, we want no part of it (at least not the more tenured contributors to The Ancap Barber Shop. Drake sent us this article for your review and reading pleasure.
 
We then move on to the first edition of our book club segment where we discuss the first chapter of Anatomy of the State by Murray Rothbard. Make sure and read the second chapter entitled "What the state is." before the next episode. You can find the free PDF or audiobook here
 
We discuss KFC's brief acceptance of Bitcoin in Canada, and the implications therein. As historical as this moment is, the best aspect of this story has to be the person who ran the FB promo for their "Bitcoin Bucket". Their comment was hilarious to people in the know about crypto trading. You can view the original post here,  as well as the Coindesk.com article Scott reads from here.
 
Finally, Adam spearheads one of our best philosophy segments yet. We discuss the pros and cons of using self-driving cars. There are some surprisingly thoughtful points he brings to the table, and the ethical dilemmas surrounding turning control of our transport over to machines, generate some really good conversation. 
 
Alright, guys, we appreciate you listening, and please look out for the next edition of The Ancap Barber Shop. Worms!
Jan 27, 2018

In this bonus episode Scott yaks with fellow ancap and crypto lover Jake Bryan. 

BE WARNED, THERE ARE AUDIO ISSUES WITH THIS EPISODE!!!

Scott, having been a big bad podcaster for a little over a year now didn't think he needed to do a routine sound check

before recording this podcast, resulting in some electronic interference leaking into the final mix. The good folks at 

PAX Libertas Productions would like to assure you that he is being dealt with accordingly...

At the end of the day we think that the information contained in this episode is worth a listen, and we we're able to fix it up a good bit, but you should do so at your own risk.

After praising Dash in episode 33 of the Ancap Barber Shop, some potential issues with the coin have been brought to our attention that are at the very least worth a mention. What's the final verdict on Dash? Let us know by sending us an email at feedback@ancapbarbershop.com

If you'd to talk to contact Jake, you can do so at jakebryan.me  

Jake references a video regarding one of the people that were on the board that created Ripple (XRP).    

The criticisms of Dash we referenced are presented below:

"(1) It was built on fraud; some guy named Evan cloned the Bitcoin code then premined it in his closet for two days while purposefully blocking other miners from submitting blocks. He claimed it was a mistake or a bug after he raked in a couple of million coins. When questioned, he mocks the investor asking the question and acts really weird never really explaining what happened; he implies that he deserved the premined coins because he put "his entire life in the computers in that closet" Video here: https://youtu.be/0EG2km7GAmM?t=2834

(2) He promised to give them back to the community and he never did; he lied. He now claims that by holding the coins, he is helping the community. Video here: https://youtu.be/0EG2km7GAmM?t=2834

(3) They lie in their marketing, claiming that it's a totally anonymous and private coin. This is an outright lie and it puts people on the black market in danger. A bunch of smart people from Princetown were able to achieve 100% success in tracing Dash wallets on the network. Dash is not anonymous or private and using it puts you in danger; Do not believe their marketing lies and never use Dash on the black market: https://arxiv.org/pdf/1709.02489.pdf

(4)They purposefully created master nodes to lock up a majority of coin supply and artificially increase price so that Evan can own a majority of them and continue to rake in fees from the dumbasses who use his network and making him even more rich by using his original pre-mined coins to extract even more funds from the network users. There are currently 4,766 master nodes on the network, putting 4,766,000 DASH out of circulation out of 7,774,607. Well over half of all DASH in existence is locked up creating artificial scarcity in order to inflate the price so Evan can profit even further.

(5) Evan has a master key that allows him to invalidate all transactions on the network for the previous 24 hours. More details here: https://www.reddit.com/…/just_a_reminder_that_dashs_strate…/

(6) Dash is openly being called a scam by some of the best and smartest people in the crypto world.

FluffyPony discussing Dash at length as a scam here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrKU0Ymta-U

Charlie Lee: "Dash is trash."

Peter Todd: "Dash is snake oil."

Greg Maxwell: "Dash is not cryptographically secure at all."

Is that enough for you?

If you choose to participate in a coin built on fraud, that is your choice. Dash has made serious gains in price in the last year and if your goal is to turn profits, so be it. I personally cannot support this project for many reasons. Make your choices wisely."

We hope you enjoyed this episode, Worms!

Jan 12, 2018
Hey Guys! It's time for the Ancap Barber Shop yet again!
 
Co-host Adam is absent from this episode, so Scott, Dave, and Tanner take it away. They've moved back to Scott's house due to the harsh Alabama cold driving them out of Adam's loft. For the first climate-controlled episode in quite a while the ancap barber boys will be discussing Dash and Trump's twitter (yet again). 
 
The Ancap Barber Shop is starting a book club! We'll begin with "Anatomy of the State" by Murray Rothbard. If you've never read it, it's one of the most widely distributed essays ever penned, or more likely typed, by the enemy of the state. It comes highly recommended and we hope that you will follow along with us by reading the first chapter prior to the release of the next episode, in which we will discuss chapter 1, "What the state is not." You can find a link to the free PDF or audiobook here. Additionally, if you would like to order a paper copy they are very reasonably priced, and you can find them here.
 
In our first segment, we are discussing Dash. We've included a few links below, including the Wikipedia page, the coinmarketcap profile and a lecture on Dash by Juan Galt at Anarchapulco 2016.
 
 
 
 
In our second segment, we discuss some of the Twitter beef between the alleged president of the allegedly united states and Kim Jong Un, the supreme leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (the northern one, not the more capitalist South Korea). We're wary to even include the links to the articles we read from, due to how "low energy" they are, sad...
 
Yet here they are, of course:
 
 
 
We hope you enjoy this episode, and please do remember to read the first chapter of "Anatomy of the State". 
 
lastly, a big THANK YOU!!! to our patrons. 
Jan 5, 2018
Hey everybody! We have the pleasure of bringing you our first holiday special! In this episode, we recount some of the most memorable moments from 2017. 

After finishing up our first year of producing this show, and mere months after launching our Patreon campaign, we are 28% of the way to our first milestone of $100 per episode. We would like to extend a huge thank you to Bruce, our newest patron at the Executive Contour level! People like Bruce make this show possible! Here's a quick reminder of the perks you can receive by supporting us through Patreon
 
Buzz cut 
For $1 an episode, you get access to all of our Patreon-only content!
 
Gentlemen's cut
For $5 per episode, get access to our semi-regular (monthly-ish) live Patreon-only stream!
 
Pompadour
For $10 per episode, get access to our semi-regular (monthly-ish) live Patreon-only stream! Plus, you'll get secret stuff when we figure out what that secret stuff will be. 
 
 
Executive Contour
For $25 per episode, get access to our semi-regular (monthly-ish) live Patreon-only stream! Plus, you'll get secret stuff when we figure out what that secret stuff will be. AND, you'll be an Executive Producer and will be listed on our web page!
 
After a somewhat lengthy introduction segment, Scott, Adam, Dave and Tanner (The Barber Shop Boys) play a game where Adam says the name of the a pop culture icon that passed away in 2017, and the rest of the gang compete to see who can first, successfully demonstrate that they know who the icon is. Nobody performs well, but Scott technically has the most points, making him the winner. We continue on, discussing the #metoo moment and talking about several of the people being accused of alleged sexual misconduct. We additionally talk about Trump's presidency, and "political larping". 
 
Tanner takes us through some notable moments  in the realm of science... namely Space X, privatized space travel, the first object to come through our solar system being identifiable as originating from outside of our solar system, the Cassini space probe, and the discovery of a large chamber in one of the Egyptian pyramids.  
 
Finally,  we finish up discussing NFL protests in one of our most confrontational, yet confusing segments yet. We really hope you enjoyed reflecting on 2017 with us, and we look forward to many more years providing content to our listeners and supporters. Murray Christmas, and a Hoppe new year from the contributors of the Ancap Barber Shop and Pax Libertas Productions!
 
And a happy Capitalismas. 
Dec 15, 2017
FANS OF THE ANCAP BARBER SHOP, THIS JUST IN, WE ARE 3% OF THE WAY TOWARDS OUR GOAL OF $100 PER EPISODE THANKS TO OUR NEW PATRONS DAVID AND ACTUAL ANARCHY!!!
 
We've got a banger of an episode for you tonight, or today or whatever! We start off thanking our new patrons as well as congratulating Scott for his first year off booze down the tube! Don't forget to check out our Patreon and considering donating. We recorded a Patreon episode just prior to recording this one. Panelist Dave Hester's daughter scratched her cornea (shudder) and he and Scott recount a story from the early days of their friendship. We bring up the Alabama band "Pine Hill Haints", Which you can check out here. We start right in on free speech, trying to distinguish the line between "mean words" and threats of violence that may legitimately justify violence. At what point is it morally OK to hit someone over words? What if they use a racial slur? What if someone tells you they are going to get their gun and shoot you? What do you guys think? We'd love to hear your opinion, so send it feedback@ancapbarbershop.com. Tanner brings up fallibilism, (He's too smart for this show).
 
We recorded this during the Alabama senate election between kid-friendly conservative Roy Moore and Democrat Doug Jones. What was the result? Does anybody really fucking care? In the words of the great Rodger Paxton, regarding voting "My time would be better spent washing my fucking hair!" Have you ever seen what he looks like?Hint hint, he's bald. 
 
There were a few shows that got brought up in this episode that are more than worth checking out:
 
Actual Anarchy  They review and discuss movies from a Rothbardian, libertarian perspective.
 
Read Rothbard They, well they read Rothbard, and discuss things and what not.
 
Uncivil Liberty These are some more libertarians from Alabama who have been having all kinds of fun discussing politics and prodding the LPA.
 
For those of you that are listening, we love and appreciate you! ESPECIALLY our patrons. If you are unable or unwilling to donate via Patreon, please consider sharing our content or leaving us a review and 5 star rating on your podcatcher. Worms! 
 
Oh yeah,  we briefly discussed some dumb politics article from AL.commie about destroying voting records. You can check it out here.
Nov 30, 2017
Hey Guys! In this episode, we discuss PC culture in comedy. But first, make sure to check out our Facebook page which just received it's 500th like! Our Patreon campaign is in full swing, featuring Super duper secret patron only episodes, live streams, the credit of "Executive Producer of The Ancap Barber Shop" and much, much more... You can find our Patreon at patreon.com/ancapbarbershop. Also a huge thank you to Drake Lundstrom for being our very first patron! Don't forget we love to hear from you guys so send us an email at feedback@ancapbarbershop.com. Tell us if there are any Patreon perks you'd like us to incorporate, send us an anonymous love letter or give us hell for something we fucked up!
 
In the news segment of this episode, Scott talks about his diet for the first time in a while (he's been actively getting fat for a few months). He's put on about 20 pounds since his initial weight loss of approximately 50 pounds. Below is what he is currently doing:
 
"-Daily while fasting:
Water, black coffee, unsweet tea
 
-Daily while eating:
Chicken, broccoli, veggies, eggs, cheese
Whey protein, almond milk, nuts (Lazy keto)      
diet soda in moderation (fuck the haters)
 
-Restrictions:
Sugar, grains, fruits, breads, processed foods, Excess fatty foods, excess carbs 
 
-Weekly:
 
Meal at a sit down restaurant
(No fast food or grubsouth)
N/A beer limit six
 
Try to get 2 strenuous bike rides in every week
While riding hard some fruit/granola is ok"
 
Tanner has the opposite problem, he has to monitor what he eats or we will get underweight, lucky POS!
 
During the main segment, we discuss the validity of PC culture in comedy. Mel Brooks has this to say: 
 
"I personally would never touch gas chambers or the death of children or Jews at the hands of the Nazis," 
 
"Everything else is ok."
What do you think? Is there a line that comedians and filmmakers should not cross for a chuckle? 
Feel free to check out the article from tonight's episode here. Worms Y'all! 
Nov 16, 2017
In this episode, we once again discuss net neutrality... this time joined by Drake Lundstrom. We are also joined by Dave and Tanner, and as usual Scott and Adam. Let us know what you thought about the episode by sending us an email at feedback@ancapbarbershop.com. don't forget to like out Facebook page and leave us a review and 5 star rating on your podcatcher. Oh, and check out our Patreon while you're at it! 
 
https://www.wired.com/2013/07/we-need-to-stop-focusing-on-just-cable-companies-and-blame-local-government-for-dismal-broadband-competition/
Nov 9, 2017

In this episode, we are discussing the freedom action strategy "Vonu" with Shane Radliff of the Vonu Podcast. Vonu is the condition or quality of, as well as the action of achieving, an invulnerability to coercion. Etymologically, it is an awkward contraction of the phrase, VOluntary Not vUlnerable (hence, “vonu”). The idea is to become as invulnerable to coercion as HUMANELY possible, from both public coercers (the State) and private coercers (ACTUAL criminals). If you would like to hear more about Vonu you can go to http://vonupodcast.com/start-here/. Please don't forget to go and like the Ancap Barber Shop Facebook page! 

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